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Ice-T has some startling information for you in these fake SVU screencaps

The entire Law & Order franchise is rife with ripped from the headlines stories, including tales of internet abuse, Duggar drama, and whatever dumb shit Mel Gibson is up to these days. And while the series—and in specific, the SVU iteration of the series—has a tendency to be at least semi-realistic when dealing with its tales of both law and order, it can also get pretty ridiculous. That’s the gist of this new set of images in which Ice-T details various Law & Order plots as imagined by Imgur user SnakeEyes. With T’s Odafin Tutuola detailing everything from the horrible effects of the new street drug Sweet Chowder (a potent mix of cocaine and sourdough) to the plight of a six-year-old girl who was tragically “promoted to manager, then forced to fire herself right before Christmas,” the set is a look at just how ridiculous the Dick Wolf universe both could and absolutely does get.

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