Shit Mutants Say

Holy shit, it exists. 

Ok, it’s a clipping glitch, but this looks pretty bad-ass.

FUNKO MAKE POP VINYLS OF THE BLOODY ROAR CHIBIS

But when I dose myself up to the eyeballs, it’s because FUCK’S SAKE THERE’S A 15 FOOT TALL CRAB MUTANT RIPPING MY LUNGS OUT THROUGH MY ASS AND ALL I HAVE ON ME IS A GUN THAT FIRES BULLETS SO WEAK IT’D DO MORE DAMAGE IF I JUST THREW THE FUCKING GUN AT THE MIRELURK QUEEN and Cat’s all there, watching me, shaking her head and tutting.  I’m not doing this for fun, you know, I kinda wanna, y’know, survive this encounter. 

Nothing ever fits me. ;_;