terrible fetish posts

america

no thank

please take it

I don’t know what’s worse - homestuck, toe baby, or the fact that I recognize the reaction pic from an overly convoluted porn comic

You What

I don't know what comic this is but I felt down to the core of my existence that this image came from porn

Scaliepost Rises From The Grave

if goddess lolth is called the spider queen and harming spiders is a form of sacrilege… why… is being turned into a drider a curse… hello…….

That’s what I’ve been thinking but nobody respects the theology of an exiled abomination

Lolth is Chaotic Evil and so is the culture that worships her. If you want a doctrine that makes sense you should look into a Lawful deity.

Idk what “I have no mouth and I must scream” is/means but I feel like it’s somthing like DanganRonpa

So it’s robot DanganRonpa?

No. DanganRonpa does not begin to compare.

Idk what “I have no mouth and I must scream” is/means but I feel like it’s somthing like DanganRonpa

love is commissioning furry porn for your significant other

No, love is drawing all the obscure fetish gift porn YOURSELF

is there anything you can cumflate without killing it

kobolds

I have distant but powerful memories of reading something somewhere that looked like a DnD text but contained an off-handed mention that this is in fact the case. It could have all been a fever dream but I’m going to rule it as a Fact.

@slimepost-generator @koboldpost-generator hey wanna go harass some adventurers to death

no killing adventurers!!! they just wanna have fun

They called me a living sin and made me drop my knife it is so hard to bend over and pick it up when I have roughly 24 knees

Aren’t you a living sin though? I thought Lolth transformed only her worst children into driders.

Yes but that doesn’t stop me from crying when people bring it up how would you like it if your God forsook you and everybody called you the “disgrace to your religion” like, oh! Here comes the eight legged heretic! They’re so gross and damned! Let’s shoot some magic at them so they’ll go away forever and spend 9 hours trying to pick up a fucking steak knife! Their most treasured possession! How would you like that fetishpost-generator?

@slimepost-generator @koboldpost-generator hey wanna go harass some adventurers to death

no killing adventurers!!! they just wanna have fun

They called me a living sin and made me drop my knife it is so hard to bend over and pick it up when I have roughly 24 knees

Aren't you a living sin though? I thought Lolth transformed only her worst children into driders.

Yea, lemme put up on my Tinder “Hi, I’m [Toesuckingpost], I’m a Scorpio and I’d lov to suck your toes! I’m addicted to Netflix and I lov Golden Girls”

Me, looking down on y'all from above: but why

Childhood trauma

Know what’s better than TERFs? Mf Toesies that’s what

Almost everything is better than TERFs. Sucking toe FUNGUS is better than TERFs.