黄昏の怪物ＯＬ

“...Das good den!! More than good akt-hu-ally. Still gots me’a gooood few ours’ left.”

“And the last time you actually showed up for work was…?”

“Dis mornin’!! I do go t’work an’ ave’ a healthy work skhe-dul-eee, ya’know. Even if I am a likkle... in-tox-i-cka-teeed den..? Th’Boss shupports me n’my lifestyle!! Heck, sh’ven joins me ‘ccasionally!!”

“Maids are a common staple of Akihabara cafes, as well as rich families.  I am a robot maid, so lower-income families can own and experience having their own personal servant at a fraction of the cost.”

“Mmmnn... M’not r’lllly one f’r cafés of any type, I guess das th’reason ve’never seen a maid in realiee b’fore.”

It should be noted that Yukari has already gone through a few beers already, which would probably explain her cheery attitude right now.

“Awighyt. If ya’ rwelly say so. Ya’ seem good enough an’ trustworsy now. I jus want no kickin’ cause I’ll most... Uh... The one bein’ blamed for it an’be kicked out!! H’ppened before. Dun ask.”

Perhaps she’d say hello, but not before messing with them a little bit. In a poof of magic smoke, her tail would seemingly disappear, although really it was simply shrunken under her skirt. All the while, Mamizou kept drinking as if nothing had changed.

Silence and wide, glazey eves were the initial reactions to the vanishing tail. Albeit once processing this and staring blankly for a good minute or so after the occurrence she went back to her childlike giggling she was acting out on previously. Just what was it she was laughing at? The fact that she managed to see the tail perhaps? Or maybe something else entirely? Who knows with this woman.

With a flip of his head, he sent his tokin hat to rolling down his extended arm. A flick of the wrist set it into a graceful twirl that ended in his other hand, which conveniently close to the woman for ease of pouring. Gib birb booze, nice drunk lady. Gib.

“Naw... What d’ya fanshy? I honeshtly dunno-know what’ve got as I jus ask for anythin’ to chug down an’ a lot of new shtuff has been brought in late-ly... But..!! We’ve gots t’decide n’get tha gooood stuff b’for th’Mama-san n’bartender comes back!!”

“Wait, that was your lowest? You really are a drunk without a life.”

“Ish not jus booze y’know!! Curry an’ other gud conshumables add on’ta too!! An’ m’without a life ya’ say? I’ve a job n’good rep-u-tat-ion..!! Boss ash’promoted me manya’time ashwell!!”

“Nn... Dis place is..? A pre-dic-ament... Ah. I know!! Yer standin’ in the Twilight Bar Room!! Slaaap-bang in t’utopia which us carousers ‘nherited!! I think we’re at least. Mmmnnwhat time d’ya make it ri’now? V’important t’yer location question.”

“Mmmmnot shaying yer a lyer or anythin’, but m’still wary on dis story das bein’ told..!!”