#thegapyoukai

“I udnerand dez ned for secracy dou i wizh zat she’d had dun told Reimu of da sitation wit da Covenant basards soonah. poor gal looked poastivleh desaired when she finnley was inomed of it by meh. I neva wanna see a look ike dat on ze miko’s face evor agin. nd when de hell she gun tell smol Chen to knot poke round wiht meh gear when I aint home? Iz dun wanna bury zat cat cuz she wen nd blew hershelf up wit a holey grenade ore fatleh shot herelf.” 

“I’M!! GONNA!! PUNCH!! YUKARI!!!!!”

1. First impression:  Oh hey, you’re tall.  Like really tall.  Jesus fuck you’re like 6′1 christ.  Also you seem kinda intimidating, despite being nice.2. Truth is:  You were wearing heels You’re a hella nice and agreeable person!!3. How old do you look: 19/20-ish??4. Have you ever made me laugh:  Fairly sure you have!!5. Have you ever made me mad:  Nope!!6. Best feature:  You’re a really nice person!!7. Have I ever had a crush on you:  Nope!8. You’re my:  Friend!!9. Name in my phone:  Yukari10. Should you post this too?  Yee!!

[[HISSES INTERNALLY]]

You figured you might have been spooked by a sudden appearance and calling like this. Especially so by the appearance of the familiar, small, delicious-looking child. But surprisingly enough, you were not. Perhaps she came back to you in request of one of those “fun” rides?

“Are you teasing me too Lady Yukari?”