Here there be Narwhals

Jesus, i’ve switched my location on my dating profile back to Florida cause i’ll be moving back to Florida after being on the west coast for almost 10years, and the fuck is happening to dudes in their thirties in the south, my age group is just accelerating to their 50’s, everyone looks like a middle aged divorced dad, and honestly it was shocking in comparison to the people i was seeing on the west coast, like maybe its just the culture of sun exposure, but the men are not all right. The women do look better and i think again there is at least a skincare culture for women, so they aren’t aging as fast, but damn, i went back home for vacation last month, and people were complimenting my clear skin and i was just like, “it’s the sunscreen??? Spf everyday??” Like the sun spots start to really come out when you hit thirty, and i know my mom and relatives who all lived in Florida, are just covered in sunspots and cancer spots, and i remember being a teenager and thinking nah, I’m gunna wear sunscreen. And i don’t know why everyone in my generation didn’t collectively decide not to just burn to a crisp regularly anymore

Currently hyper fixating on helluva boss and hazbin hotel, i live the character designs and relationship dynamics, there’s so much juicy opportunity for fanfic and other content, the down side is that if you like a villain its impossible to find fic for them that explores the different facets of the character