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Lonely in 1999

Male: You never had to be on the big screen, to be the leadin lady in all my dreams

Me: Did you just use an LFO lyric as a pick up line?!

#tinder #tinderactions #lfo #pickup line #submission

Dude: I’d put you in a pretzel and salt that ass all night.

#I'm crying this is so good #submission #tinder #tinderactions

Dude: I'll give you $20 if you can guess my middle name in two tries.

Me: Andrew.

Dude: No.

Me: Michael.

Dude: Man, you weren't supposed to actually get it.

Me: Send the check in the mail.

Dude: You're ruthless.

#if you're gonna play that game you should probably have a more unique middle name #tinder #tinderactions

Dude: I enjoy long walks on the beach while the sun sets, eating ice cream cones, turtle racing, as well as reading/writing poetry.

#submission #turtle racing #this guy seems like a champ #tinder #tinderactions

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Dude: My dogs are the bomb. The female humps the male daily.

#submission #thanks for that info i guess #tinder #tinderactions #dogs

Dude: What is Shooters?

#oh dear #tinder #tinderactions #ferris state #submission

Dude: Shower pickles are the best thing to wake up to after a night out.

Me: What's a shower pickle?

Dude: I have no idea. I just wanted to see if you'd respond.

#what #tinder #tinderactions

Dude: Has your name always been Kira or is that like a recent thing?

#did your mom forget to name YOU at birth?#I don't even know what to say #tinder #tinderactions

Dude: What if all the vodka in the world ran out? I bet you'd feel sad, possibly even despair.

Me: How dare you.

#there are just some things that you should never say to me #tinderactions #tinder #vodka

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Dude: Is watching The Office all you do?

#yeah thanks for noticing #Tinderactions #tinder #the office

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Best Tinder bio ever

"Ill take you on a date that fits my budget. We can go to a lake and ride a paddle boat that is in the shape of a swan. If the lake is froze we can sit in the paddle boat in the shed its stored in with Netflix streaming through a projector playing ocean videos. We can then pretend were on the ocean with a fan blowing on us with a bowl of saltwater behind it. We cant have snacks because I spent all my money rentin the projector, Netflix subscription and the paddle boat. Its the thought that counts"

#it took all of my will not to edit this for proper grammar and spelling #tinder #Tinderactions #tinder bio #the man knows what to say

Pretty Little Creep

Dude: Are you a Barbie doll? Me: No, I’m not. Dude: Really? Because your boobs look too good to be real. Me: ... Dude: I like playing with dolls… Me: Okay, ‘A’…

#talk about a bad line #submission #pretty little liars #tinderactions #tinder #dating #barbie #pickup line #creep

What's for dinner?

Dude: I see you cook. Me: Oh yes! I love to cook. Dude: Cooking and enthusiasm… check! Me: Lol thank you. Dude: You have the makings of a perfect wife. You can cook me a pot roast and enthusiastically get your dinner at the same time!

#was that a blow job joke?#submission #tinderactions #tinder #dating #perfect wife

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Dude: You bitch! Me: Umm hello? Dude: Finally! Dude: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were the girl who didn’t say “Hi” back to me!

#submission #how rude #Tinderactions #tinder

Dude: Can I be honest with you? I'm a pretty straight forward guy.

Me: Sure, straight forward is good.

Dude: I'm usually a nice guy... but I'm in a rage mode to have some really rough and kinky sex.

#ummmmmmmmmm ok #then he tried to blame it on his ex #at least he was honest??#tinder #tinderactions #dating

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