Fernando is Faster than You.

And we wonder why women struggle so much to get into motorsport when women at the top level aren’t even trying to help

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

I’m sorry, but are we just gonna ignore that the WDC trophy is just sat there in the background perched on the Red Bull fridge like it’s some casual thing????

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

And today, my friends, marks the day I was asked by a therapist what is your motivation for staying alive? And I looked that poor woman straight in the eyes and said, I haven’t worn a dagger in a thigh strap yet.

Going to bed to feel better in the morning is the human version of did you turn it off and back on again.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

reblogging again bc i really need it

i don’t see the arguement against going back to your ex team. fernando went back to mclaren and he [checks notes] was immediately electrocuted.