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::A Spell for Writers::

Ingredients:

+One (1) You

+One (1) Novel Idea You’ve Been Putting Off

+Your preferred method of writing

+One (1) Beverage of your choice

+One (1) Summoning Circle and proper offerings to The Old Gods

Pre Ritual Prep Work:

+Have an Idea and a Thought of “HMM! I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!” 

+Spend hundreds of hours developing the world, playlists, characters, backstories.

+Once all that’s done you can move on to the ritual part of the spell

Ritual:

Step 1: Decide you’re actually ready to write the book.

Step 2: Open blank word document

Step 3: Suddenly all the other chores you’ve been putting off become the most pressing and urgent thing to have ever happened on earth.

Step 4: Now that you’re done cleaning return to your open word document

Step 5: Man you’re really thirsty there aren’t you? All that hard work of cleaning worked up quite a thirst. Good thing you were prepared already and don’t have to get up again. Too bad your tea is cold since you went to go clean…

Step 6: Stare at your blank word document

Step 7: Type one sentence

Step 8: Type one more sentence

Step 9: Repeat steps 7 through 8 as many times as possible

Step 10: Save your work and close your word document.

Extra steps for those who are inclined to go above and beyond:

Step ???????: Have a sudden epiphany that the book won’t write itself without you sitting there to write it.

Step ???????: Sell your soul to the gods of writing and pray they make your work coherent.