guys awful news jendo got divorced

"you disgust me" *I whisper to nobody as the camera pans to Ashley Cole and John Terry in the crowd*

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

I’ve removed his card from my phone case and changed my Home Screens to Chloe Kelly.

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

do you think gary barlow would leave his wife of over 20 years for me