god shits in my dinner once again

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

situation worse

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Wait come back i need to know more

brock was smart as fuckk for putting the pan on his head my dumbass wouldve probably hit ash with it and then lost a true friend in the process

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area