If you got the cushion i got the pushin

cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics

I just watched Kørra (since everyone's talking about av atar cause of the live action reboot and i never watched t l ok while it was actually airing) and i think what should have happened at the end of S2 is Bølin should have married Eskå then moved into the northern tribe castle to be her trophy husband and do nothing but lie around and eat blubber whale stew till he's 500 lbs

hm. what i want is to have a needy feedee sitting between my legs with their back to my chest, high or tipsy or both, letting me feed them heavy fattening food from behind and whisper filth into their ear, getting them so stuffed and worked up all they can do is fondle their heavy gut and moan with their head thrown back on my shoulder while i stuff them and shove my hand between their legs to pull a gasping, overwhelming orgasm out of them as a reward for finishing it all

Hehe this is my first post with 1000 notes. Thank you all so much 🥰🥹