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Bro. I ain’t even know elephants had titties

what a shrektacular piece of jewelry 

all that glitters is gold

I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing.

fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I am too busy drawing cartoons and crying

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination