sharplow officer + thief/ escapee au
funny story i randomly saw the word donut, therefore donuts = police and police reminds me of cops and robbers and THAT reminds me of sharplow (?) and then i thought about officer!sharp always putting on a decieitful innocent persona to trick jude into thinking hes guilible, which he falls for and thief!jude who causes trouble no matter where he is and makes it his mission to cause as much mayhem. yea i dont know how i even came up with this with a single donut
i also might not follow exactly what i planned up here ^^
something i wrote for fun :
while jude was doing his late night rounds checking up on his traps, he overheard a conversation fron the other side of the wall of a new transfer in town. their name being sharpness and that they were known for being ironically dense in the head, which raises questions on why the police district hadn't let him go. this piqued jude's interest therefore he made it his personal goal to check this "new guy" out himself.
and turns out he wasn't as much of a threat afterall, everytime jude was caught red handed stealing something that hadn't belonged to him, the two would get into their usual scuffle but jude would always manage to get away. causing sharpness to outrightly curse at jude and even at himself for letting this weasel get away with his crimes, this made jude extremely amused knowing that there was such a dull guy that he can play around with. moments like this fueled jude's ego, believing that he could get away with almost anything as long as this new guy was in the area, jude had never bothered to look back and witness the smirk left on sharp's face. and never knowing that he was the one getting toyed with this entire time.
what felt like months of straight tomfoolery, jude slowly picked up on sharp's suspicious behaviors. yes, hes entertained by the fact that this guy is constantly trapped by him and fooled into letting jude escape easily. but something wasnt adding up, it was TOO easy infact. it was almost like sharpness was purposefully getting himself caught or worse, humoring him. that thought made his skin crawl, since he didn't liked the idea of getting played or babied at all.
speak of the devil, a loud thud could be heard as a groan follows. a bit startled by the sudden noise, snapping him from his thoughts, jude turns around and peers into the now opened hole and spots the glimmer of a police badge and a head of blonde hair. "wow, i was just thinking about you!" jude snickers. "fuck off prick." snarled sharp, dusting off his uniform in disgust. "welp, see you!! hope u can find your way out before you embarrass yourself further :3" jude giggles, skipping away with his tail twitching in amusement
a flickering of a bulb stabilizes in the dimly lit room, revealing a map of the street that jude is known to patrol. a plethora of red circles drawn wildly across the paper, along with notes scribbled next to them stating the type of contraptions that lie under the guise of a simple piece of pavement or a "normal" bush. all of this time he had spent aimlessly chasing after this stupid bunny.. creating an opportunity for him to mark down all the most annoying and relied on traps jude would use against him. jude may think he had the upper hand, thinking hes the most intelligent hybrid in this turf, his silly naive brain believing that hes toying with an insignificant rookie that cant possibly hinder his activities despite being a head taller than him, what a pipe dream.
thinking he can just flash that cute cheeky smile of his and show off his provocative body without a care in the world? oh jude was deeply mistaken and sharp will make sure to both claim the appetizing bounty on his head and maybe even spending his time figuring out how to break this mischevious little thing from inside out and he might just have the perfect plan.
no set perspective
sharp had finally gotten THE judelow in his grasp after a long 3 months of running circles around this guys stupid shenanigans, he had finally cornered this annoying fucker, ready to put this guy behind bars.
"how the fuck did u do that." a familiar voice cuts through sharp's thoughts. "what?" "how in the world did your clumsy ass manage to avoid all my traps??" "im just better than you, you think you're so fucking smart always managing to get me all tripped up and soiled" "but trust me i have my ways", sharp replies, walking closer to jude and further trapping him between the alley wall and his body. "ok, listen le-lets talk sharpness" "talk? oh we are way past that stage."
he pins jude down with his knee, grabbing a hold of his wrists and starts to cuff them. "oh no mr officer dont arrest me" jude winks flirtatiously, knowing the moment he gets thrown in the car he would find his way out regardless. but all he heard were two clicks and only one of his hand weighted down by handcuffs. a bit confused he tilts his head to look behind him to realize that this idiot really just cuffed them both together. is this guy stupid? jude scoffs.
"dont think i know your antics jude, youve been the talk of the office-" "yeah yeah, im fucking honored can we hurry this up the floor is cold as shit" interrupts jude, attempting to wiggle out from under sharps knee. "rude, what about i do something about that bitchy mouth of yours" "oh yea? try me fucker" "you just dont know when to shut up huh, bet."
lifting his knee up from judes back, he yanks jude up with their linked wrists, taking a hold of jude's hip and pushing his back against one of the walls closest to them. "can u be a bit gentler geez i know even a brute like you can learn to be a little less aggressive" "we both know you dont deserve any grace considering the bullshit youve vandalized this area with" "go fuck yourself" "right i almost forgot you need to be taught a lesson"
using his free hand, sharp grips the back of judes head, tilts it up and smashes their lips together in a bruising kiss. judes yelp muffled by the abrupt lips locking onto his. a tongue is felt intruding his mouth, exploring every crevice of his mouth and grazing itself on his snaggle, a weird feeling crept up in his chest as he starts shoving frantically at sharps chest. sharp took this as a cue to deepen the kiss, biting and nibbling on judes lips, constantly silencing any whines strangled noises that escape everytime they gasp for air.
pulling away just enough where their breaths can still be felt on each other, he takes in the sight of the pink hue growing on judes cheeks, lips bitten raw and glistening with saliva, his half lidded eyes brimming with tears and a look of defiance still extremely apparent on his face. god, sharp was so goddam horny right now. how the hell did this prick get so sexy, he tasted so fucking sweet on his mouth, and all he intended to do was to shut him up. now the only thoughts on his head is to knock this bunny up, drag him into any dark corner available and pound him till the air gets so suffocating he cant even hear his own thoughts. you know what, screw the bounty, screw handing this guy in, he rather fall into a dozen more of judes trap then let anyone else witness this sight.
"why the hell did you just kiss me, and why are you looking at me like that" jude sputters, "like what" "like THAT, and what are you-" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" the hands on jude's trousers stop, "taking off ur pants, theyre in the way" "fuck you mean "in the way"" "exactly how i said it" in one swift motion he pulls down judes undergarments revealing judes leaking member. seeing his own dick hanging out he whips his head to the side to avoid looking at sharpness. hes so cute.. sharps mind drifts, tracing his fingers on judes twitching cock, a sharp gasp could be heard as sharp engulfs judes cock with his hand, his thumb sliding over the slit, collecting the precum between his fingers.
slinging one of judes thighs over his hip and securing it there as he unbuckles his own pants. clinking of handcuffs clashing with eachotjer could vaguely be heard as sharpness traces judes hole with the slick and cum coating around his digits before he slips his fingers in. punching out a choked moan from jude from the sudden intrusion. "WAIT please dont do this" "ive never had sex before please be gentle" "im sorry for stealing" jude pleads with tears pitifully falling down his face. if sharpness wasnt hard already, it was throbbing from the way he realized jude's first was him, the same fein that had been dancing around his dick with his advances was a virgin? and the way jude was begging him to spare him., he needs him on top of his dick now.
ignoring judes pleas, he starts scissoring around, purposefully avoiding that one spot that can make jude see white, holding himself back from jabbing his fingers onto that very bundle of nerves. since the way jude is jerking up and twitching all over was enough incentive for him to continue edging him.
"you dumbass p-pervert, why arent u reaching that spot-!" jude cries, gripping his hands onto sharps shoulder. "what spot?" questions sharp, feigning innocence. "i dont fucking know idiot- do anything please just make the itching feeling stop.." that was all sharp needed, he yanks out his fingers, and immediately filling jude once again with a slam of his hips. a lewd squelch can be heard as sharp slides his dick in and out of judes ass, hitting that "spot" head on each time. the sound of sex bouncing off the hollow alley fills the pair's ears as sharpness sets a brutal pace. judes cries and moans spilling out his mouth as he feels his insides getting rearranged the way sharpness is diving his stupidly big dick up his ass, he swears if his eyes werent blurred from tears he could see a slight bulge showing up on his stomach from the way his shirt is riding up.
"god, youre so fucking tight" every word punctuated by a deep thrust. "shut the fuck up sharpness" jude moans out. lifting judes thigh higher, sharp angled his dick to hit even deeper, making jude scream out and scratch at sharps back. "please, too much!-" "too deep please give me a break i cant take anymore, g-get off me u fucking animal" mind numb from the pressure on his prostate
pressing their bodies impossibly closer , sharp effectively traps judes dick between both of them, everytime his cock gets shoved back into jude, it rubs judes memeber at the same time forcing him to spill over both of their stomach. not even acknowledging judes orgasm, sharpness chases his own high, latching his teeth onto the plane of judes neck and shoulders and biting down, sucking around any accessible skin thats own by jude
and idk how to end/continhe this 😭😭
lets just say instead of bringing jude to the station he diverts his gps back to his home to continue where they left off🤤🤤
hope this was a good read.. this was very impulsive and i have another hc draft in the works idk if it would be as long as this one but we will have to see and theres probably some mistakes in here oops
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