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education is the domestication of human beings

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATâS THE POINT
âI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSâ âoh hey sabrina.â
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youâd grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Â
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youâd never run out of âyour sizeâ again
and you wouldnât have to work for it at all, and youâd never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donât see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnât kill me because everyone would know
Thatâs great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says âoh, yeah, thatâs just pete, he does this sometimes, donât worryâ
âBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.â
âDonât antagonize the fae.â
âI AM the fae, Susan.â
I AM THE FAE SUSAN
best line
Thereâs like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
thatâs why sheâs being bullied
Fun things to say when someone tells you theyâre going to go to the bathroom:
Stay safe
Congratulations
Thatâs what they all say
Different strokes for different folks
I hope you have the time of your life
But you have so much to live for
Please explain
this post should be on the list of diagnostic criteria of depression in DSM-6

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âŞi just want to travel, have good sex & eat good food in every place i go to with the love of my life. âŹ
a collage i made from various 1970â˛s lesbian newspapers and magazines
ââGood Morningâ âHow was your day?â âBe carefulâ âText me when you get home so I know youâre safeâ âSweet dreamsâ âHow are you?â âI hope youâre feeling betterâ âHave a good day today!â âI miss youâ âGood nightâ âCan you come over?â âCan I come over?â âCan I see you?â âCan I call you?â âYouâre beautifulâ âWant something to drink?â âWatch your stepâ âLetâs watch a movieâ âWhat are you up to?â âHow is your day so far?â âIt will be okayâ âIâm here for youâ âDo you need anything?â âAre you hungry?â âI just wanted to hear your voiceâ âYou just made my dayâ ⌠You donât have to hear âI Love Youâ to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.â
â Blocklava (via blocklava)

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i want someone to look at me & say damn thatâs mine & just be so proud to have me
When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks⌠you listen. If she tells you that youâll find love despite being hurt in the past? Sheâs right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? Sheâs right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred âi donât mean to interrupt, but you donât need to be forgiven. you donât need to be forgiven.â
Drunk girls in the bathroom provide u with all the support and wisdom you will ever need.
tbh being able to freely admit when youâre wrong without getting defensive or angry is a skill we should all be working on more as a species
If youâre scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you donât want to think about or youâre looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. Youâre alive & thatâs all that matters.
you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

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Move over jazz age
me while iâm just living my life: yeah.. i donât get it. just donât understand any of this. like i justâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ donât get it