So I want you to be honest with me, do you mind if I go out with him tonight?
You do? Okay, so, why didnโt you say anything?
You were afraid of him, werenโt you? Itโs okay if you wereโฆI mean, I donโt blame you- heโs a very large, very intimidating man, especially compare to youโฆanyway, itโs fine, Iโll just text him back and tell him you objected to me seeing him so itโs off.
โฆ. And send- See sweetie, itโs all done.
Oh, youโre a welcome sweetie.
Well, I mean, look, youโre my husband and I love you, but Iโm not gonna lie, Darian was a very interesting, very attractive man, and part of me was looking forward to getting to know him betterโฆbut youโre still my #1 little man, and I donโt want to upset youโฆ ohโฆ my phones buzzingโฆ
Oh, itโs Darian. Ohโฆ. Ohhhhhโฆ. Itโs ummโฆ itโs a dick pic sweetieโฆ itโsโฆ umm, no trust me you donโt want to seeโฆitโll just make you feel really tiny and, umm, inferiorโฆ
Oh, now heโs calling meโฆ Hi Darian! How are you? Youโre so bad! Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, itโsโฆ beautiful. Very, very beautifulโฆ. Well, yeah, but my husband, heโฆ what? What? Really? Umm, okayโฆ
Here sweetie, he wants to talk to youโฆ
Hello? Uhh, well, I mean, itโs justโฆ sheโs my wifeโฆ I knowโฆI know, butโฆ I know! Well, yesโฆ yes, butโฆ I do! Of course I do! I guessโฆ butโฆ noโฆI mean, yesโฆ yes, Iโm sorry. Iโm sorry SIR. Okay, yes Sir. Alright, yes Sir, I will Sir. Okay, bye.
Well? Sweetie? What did he say?
He said heโll pick you up at 8, and you should wear something sexy. He said I should help you pick out an outfit to wear for him, andโฆ umm, he said he wants you to pick out panties and a dress for meโฆ
Yay! This is gonna be so fun! You see? I told you Darian was so interestingโฆ
