note to all:

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

yeah, it was after the part where Bob nearly kills his boss at the insurance company for denying claims

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

At first I didn't download TikTok out of my pure pettiness but after entering the trump gooch licking contest I'm not downloading purely out of spite

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

no cause some of the shit y'all are saying has me genuinely worried that you don't understand the difference between immigration and SETTLER COLONIALISM. y'all do realize that if jewish people just mass migrated to palestine and lived peacefully among palestinians as neighbors and countrymen, then none of this would be a problem. right? you get that, right? you get that our issue was never "there's too many jews here" but rather "why am i getting kicked out of my house." RIGHT?

Thinking lots of kermit characterization thoughts today and while I do think that Steve Whitmire Kermit constantly being on the verge of tears is accurate I wish they’d let my guy have a temper again. Jim Henson Kermit is on the verge of tears don’t get me wrong but he’s also super pissed. Petition to make Kermit the Frog Super Pissed again

I will not acknowledge Matt Vogel Kermit, however. I’m not prepared. Mentally.

Gonna start referring to all my past traumatic experiences as "lore"