Fellow earthlings

First of all hope everyone has happy holidays.

And our artist (Tech) is soon to post more selfies

I hade seen the wite thingy fall from the ski!

It was the cold andu covered the land! Erth is cools

Tech: ok guys, we should decorate for the holidays like the earth humans.

Aah: how do we do that?

Eek: Oh I no!! We get a round orgauge thing and put it on da our crystals!!

Aah: oh sounds fun!

Tech: you guys can your pumpkins which are the round and orange thing.

Aah: can we do it now

Eek: yeah yeah can we

Our first “selfie”

Our life would be considered functional, meaning that us aliens don’t have the luxuries and unnecessary objects you humans have at your disposal. Clothes are considered a luxury here, mainly for royalty. Yet, we still have fashion trends,

for example: I have a floating arm as a latest trend, Fingers are also a trend at Flurp. Crystals are another good trend

Manners are strict  and one of these manners is to not touch the holes that we consider our ears/ ears if any. If you proceed to do this, we consider it as “squaring up” and try to fight you. If one gets challenged to a stub (feet) fight they must agree for it is the most vicious kind of fight that exists. Sometimes our stubs are needles. 

We are back once again to explore this maze of a earth. While we were away we have found out what friends are. I guess in some way we are friends. We have also found out that those bubbles on us are called “Bewbs”. We have discovered animals and many other things. One of a day we went to a zoo a place where animals are held. While we were watching the monkeys Eek decided to climb into the cage with them. Tech started screaming and fell into the lions den where she became one with the lions. Ahh broke the cages and let all the animals from the zoo out. This was just one of our many adventures. We are never allowed there again but we always go back.

Our home name is Flurp. Society is mostly female. Politics do not exist. Flurp is considered a monarchy. There is very strict rules. With those rules Flurp is a very peaceful place. We keep track of every little thing everyone does. If certain rules are broken you can be terminated.Very cultured. 

Hello fellow peeples. I Have FONDES THE THIG OF CAN-DIES. SUGARS US AMZING

Most aliens in our society die of old age. So once this occurs, Breeders take this skin and fill it with the gaseous blood of both females that are willing (Males however are extremely rare on our planet). They then mold the skin into an egg-like mold and inspect the egg to see if they have the necessary nutrients needed to hatch, and if not, inject it with the proper nutrients and place the egg in an incubating room for up to 2-4 weeks in earth terms 

Hello this earth species we are Tech Eek and Ahh who controls this weird chating thing a ma bob We will posting as much as possible 

Eek has very much difficulty understanding the language and culture. 

Tech collects most human puzzle like objects like “ rubric cube” and another weird games like “uno.” Tech very intelligent in general. Tech is our intelligent one and has great tech skills. 

Ahh is the leader, Ahh has some difficulty but not a lot.