enjoy my low quality nonsense

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

i know i'm a kind and loving person because some of my friends are yungblud fans or 21 pilots fans and i haven't murdered any of them in cold blood😊

For those of you claiming that I lied about being elected Pope- I'm obviously the Shadow Pope. Fucking idiots. Leo may be the face of Catholicism but I am the true Puppetmaster. New Bible (Yaoi edition) coming in like a month and a half

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

Can we maybe not diminish the autonomy of muppets? If a muppet is giving you a blowjob, it's a fucking honor. If I got on my muppet knees all vulnerable, ready to please my lover, just to have them reduce my mouth to the hand of some puppeteer, I would clamp down on their member and tear it asunder. You are sick. Educate yourself before I find you and bare my teeth with rage

what i like about snoopy is that hes a dog. And i like that