okay

who the fuck adds bacon to salads anyway why are you making my life so hard

i don't like meat in general but bacon in particular pisses me off. it tastes like pure grease

it's at times like these that i wonder if it would of been easier to just of stayed with tweek but then i remember 90% of the town owns art of us banging or kissing and i can't handle that

imagine trying to break up with an actual girl and not ruining their precious otp or whatever

last time i dared to break up with someone, the entire town mourned the loss of my relationship and the girls voted me the number 1 asshole of the school, so

how to break up with the girlfriend you never wanted in the first place

petition for lola to stop trying to hold my hand god please

every time i hear a car outside i swear its my parents coming to catch me ditching school with lola

i never thought id skip school to watch a movie called demon baby but here i am.

i was supposed to be in school two hours ago but instead, i'm waiting on dad's dumb hunting friends

(my dad voice) we're going hunting today, son......maybe that will smack the vegetarian out of you