A Batfam Blog

Don't kids say the wildest things?

- workaholic

- needs constant stimulation

- will find a way to outsmart anyone

- quite literally herded Bruce and Dick back together

- destructive if he doesn't have a productive outlet

- exceptionally fast learner and enjoys learning new things

- extremely loyal, is a ride or die for his friends and family

- needs a job

Bruce: nailed it!

Nicole: (cackling as the camera zooms into the ugliest cake pop her eyes have ever laid on) WHAT IS THAT!

As bruce whisks in a bowl midway the process, if you edit the clip to make it loud enough you could hear him muttering under his breath why the fuck did I adopt so many kids

Nicole: and I genuinely don’t know what mr wayne is doing over there (cackle) (camera cuts to Bruce frantically counting the figures before adding them to the final cake as he knows if he forgets any of them they would never let him live it down)

Nicole: oh I love the purple you chose for spoiler’s Cape! / Bruce: it’s actually eggplant but thank you nic!

Jacques: as….. lo…vely as this cake looks.. I can’t help but notice.. you forgot to add batman to it

Paper Towel Batman goes viral in gif form.

It's definitely already been done, but this pic is just soooo Superboy-coded.

OG under cut

dick grayson fanboy

he genuinely does care about people. its not fake or insincere even if hes kinda weird about it. he does really care about people

carguy

goof ass dweeb (whether that makes you feel affection abt him is entirely up to you)