β6 Years ago, he stole a brochure from the Libraryβ
βHe ate a chip off the floor after 5 seconds. Heβs a goddam savageβ
βHe pours milk first in the bowl instead of cerealβ
βTook two free samples when the sign CLEARLY said take oneβ
βHe was clearly breathing in an all-white neighborhoodβ
βHe was making good moneyβ
Attempted to buy $3 drink not part of 2/$2.50 deal at 711 (this happened to me, cops walked over to see what the problem was π³)











