Jaybird the Robin

  "Is that so," He chuckles and lays down a piece from muffin, "Like this maybe?"

"BREAAAAAD!" Tackles the piece and gobbles it up.

"Yes bread good." Says and bounces eagerly when he sees the bread.

"Well, help yourself." Damian was a bit hungry so he took a pastry for himself as well.

Attacks the bread and happily eats.

"Is cruel! Picked on tiny innocent bird. Me. You mean."

"What?!" He gasped and shook his head, "I’m not mean! I’m nice!"

"LIES. YOU MEAN. YOU IS BIRDCIST! RACIST AGAINST BIRD!"

Hops forward and sticks his foot out to test the water. He then shuffles under the water and fluffs himself up, taking a bath how all birds do.

Stephanie watched him, her chin resting in one of her hands as she leaned against the counter. 

Once finished, he hops out of the sink and shakes himself off. "Bird clean!"

"I know you makes fun of bird! Stop it!"

"BIRD NO FLUFF!"

Squeaks in protest as he was licked. “Stopped the lick.” Says and squirms out of the way, but stays on his back. “Hungry? Yes! Give bread?”

Ace yawned and carried the little weight into the kitchen. The dog, as gently as he could, grabbed the bird and placed it on the floor. The hound then placed his front paws up on the counter and grabbed the loaf of bread, ripping it open before dropping it on the floor.

Squeaks happily and flies off Ace's back to attack the bread. "Breeeeeeaaad~!" He screeches out and eagerly eats.

"No touch." He repeats. "Why curious? I not ask why human wear clothes."

"We wear clothes because we don’t have a hair covering our bodies like the animals have. Like you, you have feathers and hair that covers your private parts and protect you from the cold. The clothes do the same for us. But, why use a helmet."

"Keep bird head from got wet from rain?" He answers because it was true. It was also just a fashion choice.

"Are yous makes fun me? You are right? STOPS BE RUDE."

"I know you makes fun of bird! Stop it!"

  "Long name." Says and then starts to bounce a bit on Ace head before rolling down Ace’s neck to his back.

Ace just sighed and licked the bird again once it was in reach. [It’s my full title. My name which every one calls me in just, Ace.] Slowly the dog eased on his heels and walked slowly forwards. [Are you hungry, Little One.]

Squeaks in protest as he was licked. "Stopped the lick." Says and squirms out of the way, but stays on his back. "Hungry? Yes! Give bread?"

The bird does just that, he hops onto Damian’s hand.

Smiling  a bit, Damian patted gently the bird’s head with his other hand, and walked down to the kitchen. He pulled out a bread, showing it to the bird. “Is that fine for you?”

"Yes bread good." Says and bounces eagerly when he sees the bread.

"You is be cruel against bird! You birdcist? WHY HATE ON BIRD?!"

"I’m not being cruel, I was just playing." He frowned.

"Is cruel! Picked on tiny innocent bird. Me. You mean."

"Got your feathers all in a bunch, now don’t you," He smiles, placing a handful of seeds on the sill for him,"How’s that, little fella?"

"Bread be better." Says, but hops forward to inspect the seeds given to him.

"——Is that your only demand, bread?”

"Why? Is weird? Bird like bread."

"No, little birdie…but you look so ADORABLE without it!"

"Are you mocks me? Not like it if you doing that."