hello.emely

“You seem like a cool guy”

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

hoods off

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

i fucking cant

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i love this so much