Shit my coworkers say
Coworker 2: I only need ten minutes to do my makeup.
Me: It takes me 10 on my eyebrows alone!
Coworker 2: (trying to insult me) My momma always said if it takes you more than 10 mins to get ready, you aināt as cute as you think you are.
Me: No shit, bitch! Thatās why it takes me ten minutes to do my eyebrows!




















