OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE !

new girl rewatch → First Date (2x21)

Truthfully, Josh can’t (or won’t) connect the dots concerning why he bombards Tabby with these awful pick-up lines as if he’d follow through, chicken shit. It’s not like she doesn’t already face abuse via dad-level puns, inappropriate jokes and offensive memes on a daily basis. Why add to a virtually endless list?

In natural response to the obvious, prior instigator continues his reign of terror, starting off strong; harnessing the unmitigated potential of his (chicken) shit-munching smirk. Then he unzips the lips and seals the deal by leaning forward, eyebrows stacked so high they might as well be his ego.

“Josh want to fuck.”

Ah. More wordplay. Clever boy.

Sorry, everyone who’s ever had to deal with them at the same time, but she’s not sorry.

She snorts out an ugly laugh, not quite managing to clear her throat in time to cover it up. Once again, her eyebrows lift, amusement coloring her features instead of her earlier disbelief.  

kates ultimate televison gif meme

1/20 lgbtq+ female characters

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