___ Roses in Red ___ Shadowhunters in Black

Jean: fuck both of you and your temperature based visions

the first image seems to be by frostbite.studios, and the second by Renato Prezioso

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them