electric light orchestra fan blog

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

can we have ray toro birthday shows every week

so you're telling me gerard had a plan for rays birthday..... and the crowd was just too excited it had to happen immediately

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

remember kids any character can have your disability if you project hard enough

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

can they invent a mobility aid that helps with the joint pain & also does NOT cause different joint pain in a different area from use

Alright can we go back to doing the sex hospital thing bc their satire (? if you can call it that) of fascist governments is just not really working out too well