Did you hear about the guy that got hit in the head with a soda can? Luckily for him it was just a soft drink.

You should be a comedian.

You talk a lot, man.

I don’t even listen to crazy loud music. 

Well, you seem like you would. 

I might want to start getting my own apartment or something…

As long as it's nowhere near me so I don't have to deal with your crazy loud music.

we owned the night // lady antebellum 

Well..he’s the only one I know!

I gotta make you a mix CD or something so you can learn good country music.

Oi, sorry sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? 

Is that sarcasm?

Wow, that must have been some pretty rough sex.

Maybe they were like filming a porno or something.

It’s my favorite!

It's just so good. I don't get how other people don't like it.

Good music, Mr. Sethy poo. 

But country music is good music to me. And if you call me that again, I might have to come over and kill you.

'm disappointed in your music taste. You were on a roll with the movies, but I don't think I can just look past this.

Well, what kind of music do you like, Miss Asshole?

Eh, well I guess you can say I’m sorry that my tastes don’t match yours.

Should I take that as a compliment or an insult?

Because it’s absolutely disgusting and horrid on the ears. There we go. 

You don't have to be mean about it.

Hmm..it might be cuz we’re not down South, mate. Toby Keith isn’t as appreciated out here I suppose..

Toby Keith isn't even a good one, man. 

Hey..I enjoy it.

Finally! Someone else who's got a good taste in music!