Devil May Cry

It is.

Good. Well, I'll see you at your house then.

Yeah no.

Aw, why not?

Yeah I am. What are you going to do about it?

I'll hug you.

I suppose so. You’re too kind.

I hope being too kind is a good thing.

What if I am? 

So, you are...

Yeah, whatever.

Are you being.. sassy with me?

Thanks.

Your.. Welcome?

  Well, it’s sunny, it’s a Saturday, I’ve actually had something to eat - so yeah, my day is starting out pretty awesome! How’re you doin’?

I'm glad everything is working out for you Fel. I am good, it's been a pretty average day which isn't as bad as it sounds. 

  You’d help me smuggle a Christmas tree out of a store? Or you’d help me chop a tree down? Let’s just take a bunch of newspapers and cut them into snowflakes and put them on the walls. Mhmm, anyone that wants to object to Christmas decorating can get a candy cane shoved in their mouth.

I'd do either to be honest, which ever you want to do. Oo, yes, we shall make snowflakes. If only it snowed here, snow is cold but it's pretty on the first snowfall. At least we hurt them with the Christmas spirit, right?

Does any of that really work? Well, you know you don’t have to.

That's something we are just going to have to figure out now aren't we? Everyone heals differently.. I think. Yes, I know I don't have to, But, I do.

  Like what?

I know that putting damp socks on your feet help, and resting with wet cloth on your neck and forehead helps. Don't eat anything, you are suppose to stare a fever. I could help you get better if you like? 

  And there’s no attractive hero to come save you.

Nope. Just weird pervs. 

Waking up with a fever is the absolute worst.

I know some things that could help?

Seems like your day is starting out quite well.