+ NASTY NIGGA NAS

Tryna get rid of this headache. I been damn busy for the passed two days man :/

Smoke it away. That's the best way I know how.

@fckn-nas || how bruh?

Pessimistic, like you ain’t got no friends.

Nah, I said it bc I didn’t think anybody was on. Wassup tho?

True. Shit, I'm chillin’ just got off work. Wassup wit' you?

@fckn-nas || how bruh?

Pessimistic, like you ain't got no friends.

WELL GUESS WHAT. NOW YOU KNOW. DEAL WITH IT.

DON’T TELL ME BOUT IT NO MORE.

I’MMA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. FINNA TEXT YOU AT 3AM LIKE “GUESS WHAT NASIR? I JUST NUTTED AND IT WAS GREAT.”

PLEASE DO.

WELL GUESS WHAT. NOW YOU KNOW. DEAL WITH IT.

DON'T TELL ME BOUT IT NO MORE.

We were, you should’ve came to the ceremony. It was beautiful. AND X-PLAIN HOW. I’ve been nothin’ but good. I been holdin’ the whole squad down and then some.

YOU DIVORCED ME.

YOU DON’T TALK TO ME. I’M LIKE THE UGLY STEPCHILD. YOU TREAT ME LIKE VAL GETS TREATED.

I WAS FUCKIN’. DAMN. I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU NOW.

I’M FUCKIN’ TOO AND I FIND TIME TO TALK TO MY BFFS. DMN. YOU AIN’T THE ONLY ONE BUSSIN’ NUTS OUT HERE.

WHO WANTED TO KNOW THAT ELAINE?? NOBODY!!!!!

They are, I made them tf. [Smiles big, taking the twenty from your fingers before giving you a tray of 10 cupcakes] You’re an awesome friend, ily. 

Yeah yeah, love you too. Do they got weed in ‘em or no?

You gotta go to Maia for that. 

I already did.

We were, you should’ve came to the ceremony. It was beautiful. AND X-PLAIN HOW. I’ve been nothin’ but good. I been holdin’ the whole squad down and then some.

YOU DIVORCED ME.

YOU DON’T TALK TO ME. I’M LIKE THE UGLY STEPCHILD. YOU TREAT ME LIKE VAL GETS TREATED.

I WAS FUCKIN’. DAMN. I'M TALKIN’ TO YOU NOW.

They are, I made them tf. [Smiles big, taking the twenty from your fingers before giving you a tray of 10 cupcakes] You’re an awesome friend, ily. 

Yeah yeah, love you too. Do they got weed in ‘em or no?

We were, you should’ve came to the ceremony. It was beautiful. AND X-PLAIN HOW. I’ve been nothin’ but good. I been holdin’ the whole squad down and then some.

YOU DIVORCED ME.

YOU KNOW I AM. @uhvaleria

BUY 10 OF MY CUPCAKES. 

GIVE EM TO ME.

That’s twenty bucks, my friend. 

These better be good af. [sucks my teeth and reaches into my pocket, pulling my cash out and peeling at 20 off the stack, handing it to you while I put the rest back in my pocket]

You divorced me, when? @elxines Did I say you could?? No. Stop playin’, aight?

A long time ago, and you don’t talk to me af so ain’t no bff in this bih.

Uh, you gon’ have to take that up with Aub. I was kidnapped as fuck, but I’m back in business. So stop playin’, we still on.

OH, tell Aub I’m divorcing her for the second time too. WE NOT ON, WE NOT. THIS IS OVER NASIR.

Y'all niggas was never married, so uh. You a traitor anyhow.

YOU KNOW I AM. @uhvaleria

BUY 10 OF MY CUPCAKES. 

GIVE EM TO ME.

You divorced me, when? @elxines Did I say you could?? No. Stop playin’, aight?

A long time ago, and you don’t talk to me af so ain’t no bff in this bih.

Uh, you gon' have to take that up with Aub. I was kidnapped as fuck, but I'm back in business. So stop playin', we still on.