you're not the Jesus of suburbia

Bianca: Your daughter is absolutely adorable.

Bianca: It's been crazy seeing how your life has changed. I'm really, really happy for you.

Bianca: Small victories!

Bianca: More like you pop up on my feed sometimes. :P

Drew: never know i probably just jinxed it.

Bianca: Should we have expected anything less? It's the Dot.

Bianca: That's good. I've seen your instagram. I'm really happy for you.

Drew: I mean at least it hasn't burnt down again thats something.

Bianca: I'm good! Getting settled back into town, anxious for my first day of work on Friday. How have you been?

Drew: Toronto hasn't changed much, other than the dot's coffee getting worse.

Bianca: Oh. Hey Drew!

Dallas: I will take any opportunity to call you dumb.

Dallas: You're dumb.

Dallas: Why am I calling you dumb.

Drew: cause bianca is back in town

Drew: and i texted her

Drew: tell me im dumb

Drew: scratch that, don't we both know i am

brie: drew i definitely wanted to fuck cam while i was fucking jake and figuring things out if i wanted to be with him or not in the begging.

brie: and you most definitely still wanna stick your dick in bianca.

brie: so i'm not saying you can't ever be friends, but you should probably start at an arms length.

Drew: didn't really /need/ that fact

Drew: and phh no. i love lydia, i wouldn't want to do that to her..

brie: good.

brie: because even though you want to be friends with her, you feel like it could end badly and that heartbreaking feeling that i get just talking about messing things up with jake is what you're experiencing too.

Drew: okay but you're friends with your exs

Drew: without feelings come back right?

Drew: im friends with Alli..

brie: but don't fuck this up with lydia you have children

brie: that'd be like me randomly deciding to hit up eli even though we've been broken up for forever.

brie: the thought literally makes me want to cry because i love jake so much and would never want to hurt him or upset him so get it together.

Drew: I don't want to fuck it up. i've done that too many times, to all of my girlfriends..

brie: oh my god

brie: don't fuck this up

brie: i like lydia and she's not a psychopath like literally all of your other girlfriends minus bianca.

brie: and maybe alli.

brie: are you not engaged?

brie: are you on shrooms again?

brie: boi i swear to god

Drew: -screen cap of his text to Bianca-