wrecking ball

texts: brake.

@briezymartin: i'm entirely too pregnant and tired for jake to be high singing achy breaky heart this late oh my god.

@fckdrewtorres: Im just gonna grab some popcorn.....i miss high school brie's rants so thanks gretchen

text to jake.

@briezymartin: @yeezymartin ha, can i be captain marvel instead? B) also, i love you.

@briezymartin: i've been nauseous, tired, and bloated all day. i love knowing i'm going to be a mom, and that my body's now home to me and jake's baby...but...i could do without this. i've been snuggled up to jake all day long.

@briezymartin: @yeezymartin oh my god. i'm not mentally prepared. lmfao.

@briezymartin: as a dance teacher, i'd like to just say, fuck fortnite because at any point that any of my kids between the ages of 4-12 are left standing with no directions for any amount of time...floss. any. and. every. single. time.

@briezymartin: @yeezymartin JACOB MARTIN.

@briezymartin: @yeezymartin DID. YOU. JUST. INSINUATE. WHAT. I. THINK. YOU DID.

@briezymartin: jake and i have had the same black light tapestry in our bedroom since we moved in together. that was over a year ago. the cat decided that, tonight, it needed to come off the wall completely. note: she also almost died because the black light came down too, but thankfully that landed on the bed and not the floor. i fucking can't some days.

@briezymartin: yooo, so a year ago, jake and i made this random decision to fly out to las vegas to see panic at the disco's hometown show. it was literally fucking amazing. then, after, we made another random decision to go get married. literally the only thing that would've made the situation better would've been if brendon urie himself could've officiated the wedding. lmfao. all that aside, happy anniversary to the love of my life and my bff, @yeezymartin. thanks for the best year ever at the expense of the death of a bachelor. c;

TEXTS: BRAKE.

TEXTS: BRAKE.