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Did you do it in front of a large group of ladies? Because I saw a few walking by laughing their asses off earlier. 

Mhm, okay good. As long as you’re not gonna pass out on us from concussion or something.

Yeah, no, of course I’m fine. Are you alright though?

Alright, that’s good. Nah, I’m absolutely perfect. Just a little bit of blood but it’s whatever. Thanks for asking though.

I fell in the lake yesterday and nearly drowned. The levels of smooth are high right now.

Really? Oh, man. At least you’re alright, yeah?

Well, I was being sarcastic, but okay.

So was I.. Hah!

Well, that was a smooth move. The steps are pretty steep, though.

At least no one was around to see it.

Good job.

Thanks! I was totally trying to hurt myself like.

I walked into a tree my first day so its all good.

Really? Damn. I feel so much better now!