Because It Was Dark

Newbies who get lost together, stay together, right? Ugh, I’m lame. I made that up but I’m up for a creepy hotel adventure. [laughs] I’m Michael.

As long as we don't get too terribly lost, right? Oh, and I'm Kayci.

It sure does get a little boring around here sometimes, huh? I think I might go out but I’m not too familiar with Miami…

The only thing I know is that there's a beach.

Well, it’s thirty times worse here.

I'll have to keep that in mind.

Look, I don’t want to freak you out, but watch your back, and remember, that you need to behave like the press is still watching you.

Well, the press never watched me, just the band, but I guess I could act like they do.

People and memories suck, but food will always be by my side.

Yeah, literally. If only food didn't make people gain weight. Life would be so much easier. Not that you're fat. You look great.

This hotel works a little differently, I think. You’ll see.

I'm not quite sure what you mean.

I haven’t seen you fuckin nerds in over 4-5 months and none of y’all have even said hi to me smh.

I haven't seen you ever, here anyway, but um, hi. Jack, right? 

Would anyone be kind enough to help this lost boy out?

I would, but I don't exactly know the place. I'm always up for an adventure though.

So I heard a rumor a couple old friends of mine are checking in today..I’m a little nervous and a little excited.

I'm sure when you see them you'll be so happy you'll forget about all the nervousness.

Hey, no shame in sleeping in.

Sorry for locking myself up for a little, I was feeling a little shitty. I’m only coming out to get stuff from the kitchen so I can eat my feelings.

That's always a great plan.

The hotel is getting popular, I see.

Well thats what needs to happen for it to stay in business. I think thats how hotels work anyway.

Out of the what, 4 months? everyone was gone, the place still looks exactly the same.

This is my first time here, so I wouldn't know.