F-List is a magical place

*snapping my fingers in front of your face then pointing to my lewds* fucking pay attention.

This is how most friendships on f-chat turn out...

Me whenever my partners trauma dump.

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

ahh shit goddamnit i spilled my dang drink. me and my stupid clumsy hands. my stupid, large, strong hands with their elegant & well-formed fingers. my beautiful, skilled hands that have brought many a woman to the very peaks of their ecstasy. yet they can't seem to be trusted with the simple task of keeping a drink unspilled! oh these stupid hands of mine. i could use a beautiful lady or two to comfort me right now. to comfort me and tell me i'm worth something. despite my firm yet gentle hands and my agile tongue and my long cock.