FBI-offical

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

I’M ALMOST ENTIRELY UNLABELED BUT QUEER, GO BY LITERALLY ANYTHING (AND I MEAN ANYTHING) OTHER THAN FEMININES, AND TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS OTHERKIN IF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE GRITTY ABOUT IT

@thatfreechyenigma @daringcrafter @he-who-vees @littlelysti @pyramid-steve-was-here @carb0n-m0n0xide @voidofthevoidmv @orionskittles @bees-with-a-camera

@star-offline @the-cooler-shao-medith-lynn @0404sys @friendly-neighborhood-asexual @ilikesillybillys

Although im not going to throw bricks if u use they/them, idrk

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

*hesitant*

I-I suppose it would add to my reputation and I haven’t taken a hostage in a while…

*blinks*

Besides Cain I guess.

But if you try to escape you’ll be incinerated by demonic fire so fair warning.

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

*hesitant*

I-I suppose it would add to my reputation and I haven’t taken a hostage in a while…

*blinks*

Besides Cain I guess.

But if you try to escape you’ll be incinerated by demonic fire so fair warning.

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

*hesitant*

I-I suppose it would add to my reputation and I haven’t taken a hostage in a while…

*blinks*

Besides Cain I guess.

But if you try to escape you’ll be incinerated by demonic fire so fair warning.

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

*hesitant*

I-I suppose it would add to my reputation and I haven’t taken a hostage in a while…

*blinks*

Besides Cain I guess.

But if you try to escape you’ll be incinerated by demonic fire so fair warning.

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

How have you been doing ? :>

-@fbi--offical

I fear. I don’t have nearly enough time to catch you up on everything so here’s I think all the major events?? 😭

An ally of mine died and then came back as a past version of himself

said past version of himself tried to kill me

Ally of mine is no longer his past self he’s back to normal which would be great in all circumstances except

This most recent case (school) has been taking up SO much of my time :<

But !!! I think I have a lead (summer break) !!!

Posts will (hopefully) be back on schedule (if I don't forget about this account again)

We making a sandwich?

Ok ill bite

Bread butter

Pineapple pizza.