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Which of your muses would be most likely to get their hand stuck in a vending machine?

Which of your muses would be most likely to commit murder?

Which of your muses are you the most similar to?

Which of your muses is most likely to end up getting arrested?

Which of your muses is most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Which of your muses is the most trustworthy?

Which of your muses is the most likely to betray someone?

Which of your muses cries the most easily?

Which of your muses is the most romantic?

Which of your muses is the best singer?

Which of your muses is best at keeping secrets?

Which of your muses is the best cook?

Do any of your muses want children?

Which of your muses is most easily startled?

Which of your muses lies the most?

Can any of your muses play an instrument?

Which of your muses is the tallest?

Which of your muses is the shortest?

Which of your muses would would you be most likely to punch if you met them?

Which of your muses is the best actor?

Do you have playlists for your muses?

Are there any more muses you're considering adding?

What's the hardest part of running a multimuse for you?

“How did you die?”

“Wait, you’re dead?”

“I heard your voice.”

“So, can you move things?”

“What’s it like? Being dead?”

“Can you stop hiding my stuff?”

“How long have you been dead?”

“Oh, great, now I’m seeing things.”

“…Are you my sleep paralysis demon?”

“Do you have any family around… alive?”

“I know I’m not alone in here, I heard you.”

“So, how long have you been… stuck here?”

“What kind of… ghostly abilities do you have?”

“Do you want to communicate? I want to listen.”

“I want to help you. I want to help you move on.”

“If there’s a spirit in here, please give me a sign.”

“No, you’re not real… things like you aren’t real…”

“I told them you were real. They didn’t believe me.”

“You’ve been haunting this dump a long time, huh?”

“Oh my god! Who are you and why are you floating??”

“Was that you turning off the lights or did the power go out?”

“Please stop flickering the lights already, I’m trying to sleep.”

“I’m not scared… I’m not scared of you. Get out of my house.”

“Is there a message you want me to pass along to the living?”

“I’m not trying to be disrespectful, please don’t go Poltergeist on me.”

“I thought you were just an imaginary friend, but all this time, you’ve…”

a selection of dialogue prompts from the game resident evil requiem. feel free to change pronouns / details as needed.

‘we found another body.’

‘perhaps it’s time for you to face the past? confront that fear head-on.’

‘i won’t force you to go, but do you think you can do this for me?’

‘there might be answers inside.’

‘why am i even here?’

‘you have been on that thing all day.’

‘we need to keep our voices down.’

‘tell me what’s going on.’

‘now is not the time. stay close.’

‘i’m calling the police!’

‘i’m so sorry. this is all my fault.’

‘i’m the one that brought you here.’

‘we have so much to do.’

‘you’ve got to be shitting me.’

‘don’t do anything stupid.’

‘someone help me!’

‘well, fuck. let’s make this quick.’

‘back to square one.’

‘we’re running out of time.’

‘you gotta stay calm.’

‘where the hell am i?’

‘don’t come any closer!’

‘what the hell was that thing?’

‘i’ll be fine. i hope.’

‘you can’t see, can you?’

‘why are you in there?’

‘who made a mess? why the mess?!’

‘what if i can’t get out?’

‘this might be useful.’

‘so loud… my head… keep it down!’

‘don’t fuck with me.’

‘it’s your fucking fault!’

‘give me a fucking break!’

‘you laughed at me!’

‘well, at least it’s easier to walk around now.’

‘come in. i won’t harm you.’

‘why did you kidnap me?’

‘it took forever to find you.’

‘you’re not like other people, you know. you’re quite… unique.’

‘there’s no escaping your destiny!’

‘did anyone hurt you?’

‘please, i really need your help.’

‘you handle this. i’ll handle… that.’

‘i thought that thing was dead!’

‘you’re an investigator, right? well, investigate.’

‘when was the last time you brushed your teeth?’

‘you are an ignorant fool.’

‘you’re a dead man walking!’

‘sorry, i was a little tied up.’

‘hope i’m not next.’

‘you felt that one, huh?’

‘sorry, but i’m not on the menu.’

‘you’re killing me.’

‘well, hey. at least we’re in it together, right?’

‘oh god, i really don’t wanna go in there.’

‘ugh, it got in my mouth…’

‘hold on tight!’

‘why’s it so loud?’

‘let’s play.’

‘here, i kept this safe for you.’

‘do you maybe… wanna leave with me?’

‘it’s not safe here.’

‘we need to keep moving, okay?’

‘it’s okay, we’re not infected.’

‘you don’t need to worry about me.’

‘are you lying to me?’

‘have you seen the same shit i’ve seen?!’

‘look, we’re out of options here.’

‘how much longer do you think any of us can survive?’

‘we can help each other.’

‘it’s a deal.’

‘found you.’

‘hello, gorgeous.’

‘i can’t stop the bleeding.’

‘hey, hey, look at me. we’re gonna be okay.’

‘i’m sorry. i know it hurts.’

‘i need to keep you safe.’

‘are you listening? i said stop!’

‘you feel lost, but you’re not. you’re exactly where you need to be.’

‘i’ve been waiting for you.’

‘i’ll just go it alone.’

‘we’re in this together. till the end.’

‘i’ve always been good at working in the shadows.’

‘just don’t do anything too risky, yeah?’

‘gonna have to find another way around.’

‘you’re a real pest, you know that?’

‘haven’t you had enough?’

‘looks like someone else was here first.’

‘guess the only way in is through then.’

‘looks like they left in a hurry.’

‘something’s missing.’

‘i’ll have to shoot it down.’

‘so the rumours were true.’

‘don’t be ridiculous.’

‘i thought i had a short fuse.’

‘don’t mind if i do.’

‘some things never change.’

‘watch your back.’

‘this is my lucky day.’

‘do you still think about what happened there?’

‘sorry. this isn’t the time, we need to focus.’

‘this day just keeps getting better and better.’

‘i don’t give up that easy.’

‘i’ve had enough of you!’

‘i know the feeling.’

‘should’ve worn a helmet.’

‘so many attempts. so many failures. such a waste.’

‘it’s past our bedtime.’

‘please just be a bad dream.’

‘what’s done is done. you need to focus on the future.’

‘i had a feeling you’d make an appearance.’

‘sorry, but i don’t have time to spare.’

‘i’m gonna do some digging.’

‘i guess this is my stop.’

‘this is one very deep hole.’

‘just so you know, i’ve killed every plant i ever had.’

‘i’m getting the feeling i’m not wanted around here.’

‘we finally meet.’

‘didn’t realise i had such a big fan. how about an autograph?’

‘worried about me? how sweet.’

‘sneaky bastard.’

‘coming from you, that’s quite the compliment.’

‘time to finally get some answers.’

‘don’t embarrass yourself. you can’t beat me.’

‘you still need me, right?’

‘me? feel like a million bucks.’

‘where does this take us?’

‘your guess is as good as mine.’

‘how long was i out?’

‘i couldn’t make a difference.’

‘i’m coming with you.’

‘i don’t want any more regrets.’

‘whatever it takes, count me in.’

‘if anything happens to me… you promise… you’ll end this.’

‘you think you can give me a boost?’

‘this is it. i did it.’

‘where have i seen this…?’

‘life takes unexpected turns, don’t you think?’

‘looking back, do you feel that the choices you’ve made have contributed to… your present circumstances?’

‘what you sow, you reap. isn’t that the natural order?’

‘what would you like the world to know?’

‘i’m not a young man. i don’t have the energy i once did.’

‘your body can’t take much more.’

‘i’m gonna settle this.’

‘haven’t changed much, have you?’

‘let’s get this over with.’

‘what kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?’

‘humans cannot predict when death will come for them. this is why they have hope.’

‘i was wrong… and i am plagued by guilt.’

‘happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.’

‘i think that’s enough for today.’

‘aren’t you beautiful?’

‘is there anything else you’d like to tell me?’

‘i’ve said my piece. i only hope it serves as a requiem for those who have passed.’

‘this is finally my chance to do something.’

‘please wake up. come on, wake up.’

‘i was just resting my eyes.’

‘let me help you.’

‘i don’t know the password.’

‘i can buy you some time.’

‘fulfill your destiny, and all will be forgiven.’

‘at least… i could save you.’

‘please know that you are my hope.’

‘there’s nothing special about me.’

‘do you know how much time and money i wasted on this?’

‘don’t you see the genius?’

‘your ignorance is staggering.’

‘it seems your skills have… diminished.’

‘sacrifices must be made! in the grand scheme of things, a few lives are nothing.’

‘give it up. it’s over.’

‘there’s no way out, is there?’

‘i’m not gonna leave your side.’

‘i guess this is it then.’

‘i feel better than i have in ages.’

‘thank god. i’m glad you’re okay.’

Am I still handsome as an adult? You’ll grow into your looks. What the fuck does that even mean? People want to believe they are what they remember. We are what we wish we could forget. If you end up hating New York, we can always still move back here. Come on, you’ve never seen Indiana Jones? You need to come home. What the fuck, you were fine like five seconds ago? This should be a place that brings people together. It’s come back, hasn’t it? Losers gotta stick together, right? If I eat a cashew I could realistically die. Is there a password or something? What the fuck happened to me? What’s so fucking funny, dickwad? Was this job invented before fun? What the fuck are you laughing at? You remember something we don’t, don’t you? I remember all of it. Well that shit got dark fast. Did you fuck with the fortune cookies, (…)? Hey! Hey! That fortune cookie’s loooking at me! This isn’t real! It’s not real! The fun’s just beginning, right? Wanna come to Derry and get fucking murdered? If you’re my friend, why are you hiding in the dark? You’re supposed to say three. I’ve seen all of us die. You stole it? From Native Americans? You put something in my drink? You drugged me?! I saw the whole fucking thing, (…). I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking, man. All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhibit.

“Stop telling me what to do.”

“I don’t need you micromanaging me.”

“You think every choice I make is wrong.”

“That wasn’t your choice to decide for me…”

“Stop ordering me around like I’m your servant!”

“Nothing I do is ever good enough for you, is it?”

“I should be allowed to make my own decisions.”

“Is it fun for you? Nitpicking every little thing I do?”

“Do I have to ask permission to do anything, now?”

“I don’t need you hovering over my shoulder like that.”

“It’s my life. Why am I not allowed to have any say in it?”

“Why should I do anything if you’re just gonna criticize it?”

“You’re not my mother/father/parent. So, stop acting like it.”

“I don’t have to listen to you. I can decide things for myself.”

“Okay, I’m an adult. Stop telling me what to do like I’m a child.”

“Why do you do this? Why can’t you just let me have any say?”

“Oh my god! ‘(Name) do this! (Name) do that!’ Please, just let me live.”

“So, what? Damned if I do, damned if I don’t. What more do you want from me?”

slice of life with a side of silly. likely taken from twitch streams / messages.

❛  man, you look crazy!  ❜

❛  get good.  ❜

❛ i did not know that was an actual thing. ❜

❛ yeah, it would be a while, wouldn't it? ❜

❛ that would take at least five minutes. ❜

❛ thoughts on marmite? ❜

❛ i'm not confident on that. ❜

❛ i don't know her. ❜

❛ what do you do for work? ❜

❛ does that actually happen? i'd be traumatised. ❜

❛ i can't wait to find out why. ❜

❛ that's a fake. ❜

❛ hot people have wide feet. ❜

❛ oh my god, you're so right. ❜

❛ did you play sports when you were younger? ❜

❛ i'll have to check those out. ❜

❛ i'm getting a little bit hungry. where do we go for food tonight? ❜

❛ i went on a date with a guy who's four inches shorter than me yesterday, i stay winning. ❜

❛ let me tell you something. ❜

❛ man, i'm craving a cold beer. ❜

❛ she literally drop kicked you. ❜

❛ i'll wait for you, big boy. ❜

❛ you'll wait for me? thank you so much. ❜

❛ you did have a long day. ❜

❛ take it all back. ❜

❛ i can't believe you. ❜

❛ there are many things that i'd like to say to you, but i don't know how. ❜

❛ yeah, my dad is pretty shit. ❜

❛ my girlfriend asked me to stop singing wonderwall all the time. i said maybe. ❜

❛ now listen here, bucko. ❜

❛ we shall find it. ❜

❛ times were horrible back then. ❜

❛ oh, it was you! ❜

❛ that's on me. forgot who i was talking to. ❜

❛ i cannot think about booze right now. ❜

❛ i'm having a good time. ❜

❛ this is my first time and wow, there is a lot going on. ❜

❛ we got all of them. ❜

❛ no, don't suffer. ❜

❛ you're so good. ❜

❛ i was afraid, okay? i was afraid. ❜

❛ nobody came for me. ❜

❛ it was worth it. ❜

❛ you don't want my life. ❜

❛ what did you think would happen? ❜

❛ do something! ❜

my trauma made me paranoid, insecure, detached; it planted a seed of rage deep within me that took roots as the years went by untreated.

my trauma caused me to live on pure instincts. i became cunning, sharp, mean.

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞