"please, mock me quietly."

prince death is very much mortal so ofc he needs a family

i present to you, mommy death :3

“Tell me, what is the real reason you’re tagging along with me, anyway?” He asked, getting straight to the point. “Because obviously you would be able to get up to all kinds of epic adventures without the need for any of my help.” He logiced. “Or anyone else’s for that matter.”

“Have you ever had someone run from you in fear before you even opened your mouth?” Lobo asked, eyes glancing over to Puss.

“Of course I have!” The hero scoffed. “My mere name strikes fear into evil do-ers from far and wide!” He proclaimed with a thump to his chest.

“Well what if that happened with everyone you ever met?” The oddly somber wolf said, resting his chin on his fist as his gaze slid off to the side once again, seeming distant.

Puss sobered up at that.

“Whenever I approach someone their first instinct is to get away, their eyes filling to the brim with fright before I’ve even spoken, making a break for it the second I draw near.” Lobo explained. “There's usually screaming involved as well.” He added, almost as in afterthought. “It’s always been that way."

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Bonus reveal for those who havent read the fic:

Yea,,,, its so funny watching Death bullshit his way around rkkfkdkf

And another moment i wanted to draw

Death's lying ranges from cringe to pretty smooth, but then again this is Puss we're talking about-

Theyre both idiots your honor

I love this fic so much it makes me cackle like a witch, please read it when you find the time!

Death: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Perrito: Should we do something?

I'm really slipping hard down the furry route hahahHAHAH-

So like... brainrot ideas of my deathpuss au where Puss gets more scars,,, all from Death

Guess what I watched and cried about.

Shrek has a very special place among my childhood favorites and Puss in boots is one of my earliest cartoon crushes, so I already decided I would love this movie even before watching it- BUT DREAMWORKS DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THIS HARD ON A 11 YEAR LATE SEQUEL THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD

THE ANIMATION STYLE, EVERY CHARACTER, THE FIGHT SCENES, THE WHOLE STORY, THE ENDING WAS PERFECT.. EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT

Seriously, Death was the best and the SCARIEST villain I've seen in a while, AND he is in a animated movie for kids full of fairy tale parodies.

girlboss x malewife