#streamer au

you were just a girl with a cute setup, friesday streams, and a chat that watched you crash out over pixel blocks and blind boxes.

so when clips of you twirling your hair, smiling all shy and going "i meannnn… he’s so hot and his voice—" well... that unfortunately blew up overnight…

you just laughed it off.

“guys it’s not that serious,” you said on your next stream, cheeks a little pink, fingers fidgeting with your rings. “but i mean like… have you heard him?”

your chat absolutely did not let that go.

meanwhile....

he didn’t care.

sukuna wasn’t the type to scroll.

didn’t doomscroll, didn’t check tags, didn’t care about edits or clips or whatever people were saying about him. simply posted “stream in 10” and logged off.

that was it.

but his chat?

annoying.

spamming.

relentless.

[kunaslilslut] have you seen angelicluv [thestrongest] angelicluv she said ur hot [sleepnagi] bro she wants u [magicalgirls] ANGELICLUV!!! NOTICE HER

he leans back in his chair, one arm hooked behind his head whilst showcasing a small glimpse of his v-line and abs, headset half on, mic catching that low hum in his throat.

“who the fuck is angelicluv?” he mutters, voice dipping lazily into the mic.

chat goes absolutely feral.

he clicks his tongue, mildly irritated but curious now.

“she said something about me?”

more spam.

more caps.

more exaggeration.

he exhales through his nose, then finally.... finally....leans forward, pulling his keyboard closer.

“what’s she known for?”

[flithymonke33ys] minecraft crashouts and blind boxes. [suckkmyb3alls] she popular on tiktok for being reaction stickers. [manlyredriot] she's pretty as but very extroverted on stream.

“…tch.”

he types your name in anyway.

your profile pops up.

soft colours. aesthetic. pretty in that effortless way that doesn’t look like you tried too hard... i mean you did, but he doesn’t need to know that.

he clicks a tiktok compilation.

first clip was you in your car.

he pauses.

“…this her?”

[moansforbuldak] yeSSSS [hoppindihdih] ys esyeyeyes [noayaistheworst] yeahhhhshhshshs

he studies the frame for a second longer than he should.

“…hm.”

plays it again.

you’re holding up the skull panda box, smiling all bright and excited, voice sweet... a little too sweet.

“now the moment you’ve all been waiting for!”

he rests his chin on his knuckles, watching.

not reacting.

just… simply watching... or admiring

“except that fuck ass christmas tree....” you said it so seriously like your whole life mattered onto it. i mean it did... you spent $30 dollars on it

he snorts quietly.

actually snorts.

chat explodes.

he presses his lips together like he didn’t just do that.

“she’s annoying,” he mutters.

but he doesn’t click off.

he keeps watching.

you open it.

pause.

your face drops.

“…no.... no im schizophrenic this isnt real”

he lets out a low, muffled chuckle, shoulders shaking once.

“unlucky,” he says, voice quieter now.

then the second box.

same result.

you staring at the camera like your soul just left your body then looking out the window and sighing quietly.

he leans back again, one brow raised, amused in a way he doesn’t bother hiding anymore.

“she’s funny.”

chat loses it.

[thestrongest] youuuuuu likeeeee herrrrrr [slugtforkunaa] OH MY GOD” [shimigamieyes] SOME1 CLIP THAT [bannanana] HE DEAD AHH HE SMILED

“shut up,” he says flatly.

but he’s still watching.

still letting the next clip play.

still listening when you laugh.

that was until he noticed

you’re on live.

he joins quietly and watches whilst his stream is still going.

whilst you're mid rant over losing in minecraft to a creeper, dramatic as ever, chat spamming.

[iluvy/n] GIRLLL JUST TAKE THE L [imaseagull] ykw she has a point [gojoswhitefungustoe] bae ...... just take the loss

“oh my GOD you guys are so fake to me..”

your meow ping goes off.

you barely glance at it.

“thank you for the follow... wait a minute...”

you freeze staring at the follow then watch it dissapear.

chat is now spamming more than ever.

your eyes flick back.

double take.

triple take.

“…no...”

chat starts SCREAMING.

[angelicallyy/ns] LMFAOOO LOOK AT HER FACE [sukunasdemon] heeeyyy we came from his stream [applepies348] SUKUNA U CAME AT THE WRONG TIME SHES CRASHING OUT LOL [tojiiifushi] dayummm sukuna i may steal her from you

“no your all lying....”

you lean closer to the screen, squinting like that’ll change it.

it doesn’t.

demonickuna followed you.

THE DEMONICKUNA...

and then a donation appears for $30 dollars.

your ping of a meow makes a noise.

you don’t even breathe.

the message speaks out

“open another one of those blind boxes.”

you stare at it.

your chat is actually unusable.

“…are you..” you laugh nervously, covering your mouth. “are you serious right now?”

another donation of $30 pings through

“don’t get the 'fuck ass christmas tree' again.”

you blink.

once.

twice.

“…i hate you now i take back everything.”

whilst on his side

he smirks.

“yeah,” he mutters under his breath, eyes flicking to your stream on his second monitor.

“she’s cute.”

Mayu’s content: Silent Hill f runs among other horror and puzzle games (people are entertained by how she doesn’t scream at things), snack reviews, chatting streams. She uses an onigiri creature avatar and it bounces across the screen like a DVD logo during her "starting soon" screens. She is commonly referred to as "Rice-chan." Jamil is also one of her mods because he Doesn’t Trust People.

Jamil’s content: Rhythm games (he’s really good at them), one idol game for some reason (his oshi looks suspiciously like Mayu), song covers, ASMR by popular demand (his voice is calming, hypnotic even - you have to admit). He uses a png of plate of curry as his avatar, and it made him go viral because why does this plate of curry have such a beautiful voice?? Seasonal outfits include different toppings/a different plate/different shapes of carrot slices. His "starting soon" screen is the curry rotating inside a microwave. He's commonly known as "Whisper-san."

ASMR was also unfortunately why Jamil's voice was so easily recognized from one single sentence because his fans are very… attuned to/sensitive to it, so the moment he opened his mouth people were like “IS THAT WHISPER-SAN, I’D RECOGNIZE THAT SMOOTH SULTRY VOICE ANYWHERE.”

His poor mod has too many comments to ban, they be monitoring his thirsty ass chat looking like this ⬇️. Every day there is a new phrase about their carnal desires.

Mod guy is either some nameless rando or... Ruggie, who got hired not knowing what he was getting himself into.

Ruggie: I'll take any job if you pay well New DM received: Can you moderate a livestream chat? Ruggie: Sure can yesiree (worst decision of his life)

Mayu tried to laugh The Incident off as “Aha uh um that’s my uh. Roommate.” (nobody believed her)

There is a camp of fans who thought it was cute and made fanart of Jamil's very malewife sentence (he has never done a face reveal, but people draw fanart based on tidbits of information revealed in streams, such as him having long hair)

Meanwhile there are crazy fans going back to Jamil’s videos and combing through every single sentence he’s ever uttered about his not-so-secret partner now

Imagine they have a cat (Grim) and there is a very very faint sneeze in the background of one of his vids and these people are like “WAIT it sounds like Rice-chan”

Some take it to the TWST version of 4chan to post images of them burning Mayu’s merch for this great betrayal 💀

Jamil: (staring at their channels' tanking stats) ..........I was careless, I’m sorry.

Someone very observant out there (Idia) who watches both of them called it months ago, but nobody believed them. They posted a long detailed thread with “evidence” but nobody gave af 💔

There is one crackshipper out there who is happy their ship is real (Rook)

Idk who drops the first apology Google doc, but if they post at around the same time some people are gonna go “They fucking synced their apology docs they're just rubbing it in our faces,” there is no winning

Phainon feels absolute dread wash over him when he hears your footsteps approach the room he’s currently in. No one in the chat notices how pale he gets and how sweat starts dripping down his face, because if anyone knows you exist, hell might aswell unleash.

He’s a popular streamer for a reason. Pretty face, pretty voice, a body craved by the Gods themselves and—oh—Yeah, good at games too.

People love him a lot, sometimes too much to the point where he wonders if having a face cam was a bad idea. It definitely does bring him money, and he appreciates the donations he gets but if it means accidentally revealing his own partners face.

He does not want the face cam!

The door opens, and Phainon forgets why he was so worried in the first place when he sees you standing there in his t-shirt and pants. They’re a bit too big on you but it’s not a surprise when Phainon is massive. He completely ignores how the chat starts moving at an insane speed when they start hearing someone speak.

“It’s 2 in the morning, Phai.” The streamer nervously chuckles while scratching the back of his neck, “Was I loud?” His question makes you sigh, and start walking inside, shutting the door behind you.

fagtron300: WHO IS THAT

dizzyeyes: DONT TELL ME

hollourple: IS THAT HIS ROOMMATE

“No, but you need to sleep.” The chat doesn’t see your face when you walk into the frame, only the midriff of your body as Phainon’s hands find themselves on your waist, staring up at you with puppy eyes that you’re convinced he’s trying to guilt-trip you.

“Come back to bed.” Phainon’s hands on your waist tighten, gulping down a bundle of saliva as your hands reach up and caress his face gently. You always knew how to get a putty Phainon, but Phainon can’t necessarily say no to you whenever you ask for something.

He was planning on going to bed, but his mouse kept moving to the ‘Start Match’ in the bottom right corner of his screen. He definitely regrets not going to bed sooner with you, you’re the love of his life and the reason why he can spoil you is ‘cause of his streaming career.

Phainon couldn’t care less about that when you lean down to kiss his forehead, a stupid smile appearing on his face.

drpepper: NO FUCKING WAY

vhsghost: OMGOMGOMG LOVESICK PHAINON??

glitterglizzy: more like puppy phainon cuz what 😭😭 mf folded

Your eyes caught the chat, and blinked, “Why is the chat moving so fast?” Phainon freezes up, slowly turns to eye the camera facing him and currently on, “I’m streaming…” Both of you snap your heads to look at eachother, and before he knows it, you’ve jumped out of his arms and far away from the camera.

“You had your face cam on!?” You questioned with panic in your voice. Phainon waves his hands in the air, “I was going to tell you before you came in!” Your eye twitched, pointing a finger at him.

“So they saw me?” Phainon’s eyes drifts to the chat before slowly nodding, “And heard you too…” Your heart drops straight to your ass as your face buries it into your hands, “Phainon!” He curls into himself with a pouty look.

“I forgot! You kissed me and made me feel stupid!”

“This is my fault!?”

Phainon huffs with a pout and turns back to his stream, staring at it for ten seconds before ending it abruptly. The headphones are tossed off his head and he picks you up, tossing you over his shoulder without you fighting back, minus the groan you let out when you now know the entire internet might as well know you now.

Streamer ‘Khasnon,’ also known as ‘Phainon,’ reveals his partner on stream last night after they enter his room. He tweets the morning of to not harass them and to please not dig up their socials until they’re ready to appear on screen.

sparkleshaft: let me into the relationship please😢 replying — fariedoll: PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS😭😭😭

Phainon watches as you pout and create shapes onto the bare skin of his chest. He sighs and lets himself stare at the ceiling while his hand moves up and down your back, bringing you closer to him.

Yeah, he definitely hates the face cam.

you rolled your eyes at his words, only for him to flash you a grin. “okay, baby. life or death question. which box?”

“i really don’t think that’s a life or death question, but okay, toru.” you laughed, humming to yourself before pointing at the box in his right hand. “that one.”

he placed the box in front of you, “good choice. i was actually eyeing this one before we even started.”

satoru turned the box over, eyes scanning all the options. “okay, chat, you guys know i’m a huge cinnamonroll fan, so of course i want him.” he pointed to the cinnamonroll picture on the box, showing it to the camera before pointing at pochacco, “or him, i think pochacco cool, too!”

you watched him the entire time, his eyes practically shimmering. both his chat and you knew that he had horrible blind box luck. usually pulling the one he said ‘looked the ugliest’ the most.

once he finished talking, he nudged you with his elbow, “your turn, babe!”

“hmm, okay, i want—“

“wait! you needa show them like i did!” he scooted your chair impossibly closer, your shoulders now touching. hell, if he could, he would have you sitting in his lap right now, but he knew how quickly you got embarrassed.

you gave a slight smile, showing the box to the camera and pointing. “alright guys, i want either my melody, she’s my favorite of course, or maybe pompompurin. oh and also badtzmaru— wait, but chococat looks so cute, i dunno.”

next to you, satoru laughed, his eyes focused on you the entire time. “are you finally ready?”

you set the box down in your lap, eyes focused on the all the characters while you nodded at his words.

“here we go, chat.”

you two opened the box at the same time, satoru held his bag to the camera, urging you to do the same. “these are blind box rules, babe.”

“seriously, toru. you don’t make me do this when we open them alone.” satoru was quick to shush you, “yeah, but this is different! it’s your first documented blind box opening! c’mon!”

you playfully scoffed, throwing a small chuckle in his way as you complied. you both looked away, opening your bags to the camera and pulling the character out.

you turned around first, gasping out loud when you saw that you had pulled my melody. “TORU!” you shouted, slapping your boyfriend on the back, urging him to turn around. once he did, he practically jumped out of his chair when he saw he had pulled cinnamonroll.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BABE, LOOK!” he shoved the squishy in your face, his smile so wide he was showing all 32s.

“OH MY GOSH, TORU! ME TOO!” you shoved your own squishy in his face, you both laughing while the chat when on.

satokiiyu: first time he actually got what he wanted ynsweetheart: litr most emotion we’ve ever seen from her torutacotrio: MY PARENTS !!!!

once you both showed the camera, satoru wrapped a hand around your shoulder, pulling you into him. “y’know, i think you’re my good luck charm.”

“oh really?” you asked, one eyebrow raised as you looked up at him, knowing exactly what he was about to say.