do the windy thing!

[OOC] Fencing is cruel. Very cruel. I hate  love fencing.

"argh, atleast the general direction?" He asked, scanning the dog park. Oh fuck me, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST where is the damn keys???? He promply sighed before searching for the keys

"That means we both cant go home..." he stares at the ground. GOD DAMN DOGS I FUCKING HATE THEM NOW

He sighs, he then leaves the park once more taking the route back to his place, it seemed like a eternity without company, once he arrived], he had left the keys. So begins the long walk once more.

"whatever you say..." He stands back up and walks out of the park and proceeds to walks to the local bar and 6 cans of beer. He walks back  to the park expecting vriska to still be there.

"yeah sure, i will date you, but if we forget, one you are an alien, two that you and i have a huge gap in our planets, but now fixed by the transportalizer. and three, making me know i will be dating a very beautiful girl. and can you take your foot off my chest, i guess?" He said to her, knowing at the back of his mind, a) She will kill you, b) She is going to forget she ever knew me or c) She will buy it then we can have lunch and you can go home and sleep.

"i d-don't catch your drift here vriska..." He looked at her her foot on his chest. Gosh that hurts, but you wouldn't want to interrupt vriska, you think it's rude to interrupt her.