some killer queen you are

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”

Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.

i’ve been sick and depressed all weekend and my cat literally refused to leave my side

Finally, a cat appreciation post

this gave me a stroke I can’t stop laughing