Dangling Conversations

if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy

well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

OH YES AND HE IS KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO FUCKED A DEAD PIG’S HEAD

The Universe (all of space and time) is a lesbian 

this is great and I agree, but I’m also proposing: space and time are two wlw and they are in love

The Universe (consisting of two lovers, Space and Time) is a lesbian fusion 

@unitedprocrastination

Honey I Shrunk The Orchestra

i don’t get it omg

im Party Cannon

@cowboybibos

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

1970′s Halloween/costume wedding