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A/N: Apologies for the wait!!

Rating: T

Warning: Reader is Evan’s adopted sister. Bad parents insulting their kid’s life choices. Max mentions having kids with you but it’s just to freak people out and is not a reflection on whether you actually want kids or not. Naughty words. Sexual content. Angry Max.

Word count: 2,242, apparently!!

Summary: Max takes you to dinner where Evan just so happens to take your parents.

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Max guessed he loved you too much for it to scare him into pushing you away.

He’d been scared before because it was just an idea that he felt more for you than he intended, but now that he’d finally begrudgingly admitted it to himself…he didn’t like the thought of losing you and it was new to him and he hated it.

But he liked holding you.

He stayed the whole night and held you just like you asked, just listening to you speak until you finally fell asleep because he knew those words were on the tip of his tongue. He’d never felt like this before so he was so overwhelmed that some stupid part of him wanted to shout it from the roof tops.

Please donate if you can and reblog. Sometimes a hand is needed to escape an abusive relationship. 

So, expecting that your favorite celebrity shares about social problems on his platform to "raise awareness" and "do something good for the world" looks like that dwarf excavator trying to free the Ever Given ship from the Suez Canal.

Lmao, #prayforEcuador

Yes, like your thoughts & prayers are gonna help. That shit just pisses me off, honestly. Who do you think you’re helping? I’m so sorry for everything that’s been happening for you, and I wish people would actually give a shit for once, rather than tossing out false platitudes. 

In honor of you, my dear anon, please take this shitty meme I made

https://www.pcrf.net/ donate here...use your social media to spread awareness, leave Pedro alone and just HELP. Sound good??

So, expecting that your favorite celebrity shares about social problems on his platform to "raise awareness" and "do something good for the world" looks like that dwarf excavator trying to free the Ever Given ship from the Suez Canal.

Lmao, #prayforEcuador

Yes, like your thoughts & prayers are gonna help. That shit just pisses me off, honestly. Who do you think you’re helping? I’m so sorry for everything that’s been happening for you, and I wish people would actually give a shit for once, rather than tossing out false platitudes. 

In honor of you, my dear anon, please take this shitty meme I made

https://www.pcrf.net/ donate here...use your social media to spread awareness, leave Pedro alone and just HELP. Sound good??

synopsis: You’re a grad student in Sokovian studies that Baron Helmut Zemo is semi-bribing/semi-threatening to help him with a heist of a rare historical document. You drive each other insane in the process, and when you finally decide to take a break for a bit, you both learn something interesting.

warnings: SMUT, graphic descriptions of sexuality, minors DNI. Masturbation, mutual masturbation, voyeurism, not-totally-consensual voyeurism to begin with but understood at the end, Enemies to Lovers speedrun, mention of a vibrator, mention of Reader having a death wish, hate sex, fantasizing about hate sex, and some devouring of fluids at the end there. 

notes: No use of Y/N, curvy!fem!Reader bc I was really feeling my thighs today, Zemo uses female pet names from multiple languages bc I love a multilingual motherfucker, I tried to make this pretty neutral in mentions of skin and hair but if I need to tweak any language so everyone can have a turn, let me know.

so, remember when I said I wanted to write about Zemo jacking off? yeah.

(this is an excerpt from my will-be multichapter fic that I’m currently calling “From Sokovia with Love” in my head, with a bit of explanatory text so it can stand alone. Fingers crossed I get that out before my adhd throws me off entirely!)

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The two of you had been at this for hours, and you had no idea how he still found the stamina.  His trademark coat with the impressive fur collar lay across a plush armchair in the corner of the room, you had kicked off your Docs, your blazer, and your fake museum employee badges and left them in a puddle near a couch. You’d been holed up in one of the many apartments he owned as a safe house for weeks now, barely leaving at all unless you had to. Barely leaving this room, really. You personally were exhausted, but he seemed ready and raring to go at least another round.

“Again,” Zemo repeated - more growled, really, pacing back and forth in front of an impressive oaken desk cluttered in papers. “From the top.”

A/N: So here’s a unique idea for you all to be like “Caitlin why” about

Rating: T

Warning: Din was in WW1. People are very mean to him bc he’s scary man who kills people (bad people!! ya jerks!!). Mentions of abuse towards women and children, but they’re not detailed. He’s lonely and bitter, so…he’s him.

Word count: 1,242, apparently!

Summary: Din Djarin is a legend; a world war veteran turned hitman, everyone seems to fear him even though they need him. You’re a movie star who hires him for his protection, and with the stars he’s helped, he’s sure you’ll be just as judgmental and frightened.

GIF credit: damerondjarin yes I know that’s Javi but I need the most 1930′s-esque GIFs I can find there ain’t no helmets

Tags: Open! This is a unique story so I’m gonna leave the taglist for those that read this and want to be tagged!

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Din Djarin was a legend.

A veteran of the world war with an impressive enemy kill count and honor for saving his fellow soldiers when they were backed into a corner, he always wore the many medals he’d been awarded.

Retirement was not really something a legend was able to enjoy and he was perhaps four months out of the war’s end when one of the men from his group sent him a letter inquiring if he could help him with a…problem.

Karga had been one of his favorites who always had his back, so he was happy to do him a favor, even if it was ridding him of a man who was causing him trouble.

Summary:  When a duchess and her children are abandoned far from home, they must rely on the kindness of one stranger to guide them home. 

Word Count: 4.3k

Warnings: None (For this chapter)

Three weeks or so after your arrival, as promised, you allowed Ezra to take the boys fishing if they were all well behaved. Aside from a week or so prior when Aiden had tormented Marie with a fat little grub, they had been absolute angels. They helped you whenever you asked, and helped Ezra sometimes even before he would ask. 

“Tomorrow, perhaps,” Ezra said one evening after dinner. He rested his hand in his lap and looked across the table at the children. “I think tomorrow is a marvelous day for fishing.”

Henry and Aiden gasped excitedly and looked at one another before they turned to Ezra. 

“Really!” Aiden cried, bouncing on his feet. “Do you mean it? We can go fishing!”

“Of course,” Ezra said, his expression serious. “I did make a promise to you, did I not? And your mother did say if you were exceptionally well-behaved, you could go.”

Everything tag

Ezra tag

Pero tag

Poe tag

Mandalorian tag

Had exotic animals (ie Lafayette getting an alligator, Thomas had a ram, etc)

Swimming in the NUDe (G Wash def did)

Writing about giving things up while talking about clothing (Benny Frank everyone (we had a HS challenge of giving up things (saying sex was not allowed—shocker)) Literally talks about the colors effecting the heat then talks about giving up virtues for a bit. Not making this up.

Weed

Writin smut (Hey Alexander Hamilton, lookin at you)

Going on “friendly bro trips” (JeffMads)

Getting into duels (most of them)

Blackmailin’ one another (James Madison “accidentally” sending prostitutes to Ambassdors, Thomas Jefferson sending the press dirt on A Ham (Fuckin’ Monroe), Alexander Ham intentionally withholding rumors about Sally H & T Jeff’s relationship during the election of 1800 and more)

Arguing about Angels vs Man (James Madison)

Mistresses & Concubines (Aaron Burr, Ben Frank, etc)

Secret societies (G Wash, Ben Frank, etc.)

Gambling addiction (most of them)

Spent an entire sessions arguing (so much pettiness) about opening a window

Spooning each other (Ben Frank and John Adams)

Wigs (exception is G Wash and more ??)

Make up

OG hipsters (John Adams and TJeffs)

Crying about the Brits destroying “his” library (James Madison)

Fainting

Terrible with money (A Ham, A Burr, TJeffs, etc)

Meeting future famous people that influenced society (mostly Laf meeting Edgar Allen Poe)

Honorable but misogynist (most of them)

G Wash making the trees shake

Sass

So much sass

That one fishing trip you took with your surrogate father and worst enemy (A Ham, TJeffs, and G Wash—no im not making this up)

Encouraging a lot of gayness ™ (G Wash encouraging John Clark spy ring)

Having respect for native Americans but not really (G Wash)

Fighting on the steps (Alexander Hamilton and G Wash)

Leaving politics (John Jay and Laf)

Was drunk most of the time (John Hancock)

Wanting the dove as the national bird (Thomas Jefferson)

Was socially awk as a child (a lot of them including: Ham (shy), Laf (awk), TJeffs (awk), Mads (sick), and etc)

Can’t stop talking (Lafayette)

Creating Extraness that is American politics (Alexander Ham and Thomas Jefferson)

Having meetings in a gay Boat Brothel bathhouse (Ben Franklin)

Raping people (TJeffs).