fattest princess

Dope as fuck apparently

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

if they didnt want us to stream stuff illegally they shouldnt have made it sound so cool, fun & sexy by calling it “piracy”

me, after ‘‘‘accidentally’’’ running into the sexy vampire lady who owns the 14th-century gothic castle i decided to take shelter in for the night: oops, sorry, didn’t see you there! ;) *unfastens one of my shirt buttons so my neck is exposed* kinda hot in here, don’t you think? ;) *unfastens another button*

Here’s my hot take nothing is “good for women” besides smoking pot and looking at the moon

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive