Things retail workers really want to tell you, but can't:
1. It is not free. It is never free. Unless there is a sign on it that specifically says āFREEā it is not free
2. We hate capitalism but it also pays our bills so we have to love it
3. You being a dick to me for no reason is not going to make your experience any better. Or me any nicer.
4. āService with a smileā is really taking a toll on my facial muscles. My resting bitch face wasnāt made for this.
5. Your āI just printed it this morningā jokes when I run your bill for counterfeit isnāt funny. We actually take this shit seriously.
6. I know the store inventory better than you. I can bring it up on my computer screen. So when you tell me to go ācheck the backā I donāt know what you want me to do other than to wander aimlessly, say hi to my buddies in other departments and tell you what I already know.
7. Donāt wink at us. Donāt mistake good customer service for flirting. Itās creepy. It makes us super uncomfortable. And when you make comments to us while we ring you out, it makes everything more awkward.
8. Why the fuck did you shit on the bathroom floor the toilet was right there
9. If an employee says they are off the clock or on break, do not bother them. Seriously. Donāt.
10. Donāt be a dick to retail workers. No one gets paid enough for that.
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