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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I AM A BOYFRIEND!!! I AM SOMEONES BUTCH!!! I AM A PARTNER!!! I AM AT THE MERCY OF THEM!!!!! YAY!!!!!

do you guys actually fuck with needy femmes? femmes that wake up from a nightmare at 3am and scramble for their phone because they immediately need to call and hear your voice? femmes that text 'i miss you' and 'where'd you go :(' when you leave the chat for two minutes? femmes that reply as soon as they see your notification? femmes that send 17 messages in a row? femmes that can't cum without you talking them through it? femmes that need to always be touching you? that get sad when you have to leave the house without them? that need extra comfort from you when they're sad or crying? that wonder if you're mad at them if you forget to put your hand on their thigh in the car or open the door for them? that can't cum if they're worried you're bored, so you always have to come up for air from between their thighs to tell them 'take your time' and 'i promise i'm enjoying this'? that tell you they miss you every second you're not there? that wonder what you'd think of something at any given point? that feel disappointed when you don't send them a photo of yourself that day? that can't take a shower without you sitting outside the curtain? that can't go to the kitchen for food unless you're following? femmes that can't sleep without you? that pretend like you're there watching over them and holding them every time they fall asleep alone? that constantly ask what you're up to? that cant do anything without thinking of you? that whine when you drop their hand for a second to do something? that always need to share your food? femmes who, the moment you entered their life, became obsessed? do you fuck with needy, clingy, overbearing, obsessive, high maintenance femmes? do you really rea-

Butch who calls their femme “good girl” x femme that calls her butch “good boy”.

I want to be a lesbian husband and I want to have a lesbian baby and a lesbian wife and a lesbian home with a big beautiful lesbian yard. I want to live a lesbian life openly and wholeheartedly. I want to live loudly lesbian

an “i can do it” femme, in need of an “ i know you can but let me, i want to” butch

Calling a flustered butch a "poor baby" in the faux sympathetic tone we have long mastered in and watch as said butch almost hyperventilates in need is the most fun a femme can have with their clothes on.

Stone top butches are not heteronormative you fucking loser

pouty whiny femme x butch/masc who babies them

Femmes are the closest thing we have to real life angels

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

im actually so easy its not even funny