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Correlation matrix of spices from 91,000 recipes on allrecipes.com
by u/wcedmisten
As a data person, this makes me mad because as much as I like to use correlation matrices in presentations I also fucking order that shit so a nice gradient forms between the most correlated spices and the least correlated ones.
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If you tell me about science my internal feeling will just be disgust. Science is bad.
I agree. đ¤
Blessed thou may be by the scientific method.
forgive me father, for i have sinned. i was not wearing gloves and violated lab code. I did however touch -80 degree ethanol with my fingers and thus experienced instant karma
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
Fate cannot be predicted nor conceived. You only can decide it the moment you decide to take an action without thought. Be thankful, child of science, that you still own all of ten digits.Â
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I failed to fully read instructions and wasted metals in the lab of a professor I hope to work with.
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
The cost of learning from your mistakes is far more rewarding than the cost of those metals will ever be. A mistake is a consequence of doing, as long as we move forward and learn from them. They mean no harm.Â
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forgive me father science, for i was not strong enough to complete my phd program and i ended up dropping out :( i have severe burnout and i don't think i can continue on in this field after everything i've been through. i just want to give good vibes to everyone who reads this blog and beg them to please take care of themselves when pursuing research.
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
You have walked the righteous path and have taken the decision of a righteous scientist. You have come out of it wiser and believe me, stronger, than ever before. Trust me its gonna take a little bit of time to adjust. But youâre gonna recover and do so well. Itâs gonna be amazing.Â
Bless you and your science. For you have blessed others in science and research.Â
Bless me, Father Science, for I have sinned. I neglected to put the "+/-" symbol before a number after taking its square root.
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
May you not in the future, lest you forget, to transfer the negative signs from the front of the parentheses.Â
Please forgive me for using imperial system over the metric system.
Your sins are forgiven my child but youâre on thin fucking ice in the church of scientific exploration. May your measurements still be accurate and valid within an error margin. Bless your mind and body and coffee cup.Â
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I use the wrong DNA in my polymerase chain reaction and I fear my grad student will punish me mercilessly.
Your sins are forgiven my child of science. DNA can be tricky like that. But fear not though your grad student is just a mere human just like you and i, and they will understand if youâre open and honest about it.
âEveryone makes mistakes, Everyone has those days!â - Albert Frikkin Einstein.
Forgive we father science for I have sinned. I've been letting a boy get in the way of my studies and justifying it by saying that neither of us are in a great place mentally right now, and need support, which is true but I haven't been prioritizing the things I love and it's pulling me deeper into a hole.
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
In the scientific word there is no place for interference. When it is usually about a guy, you either fuck and get it over with or stop letting yourself being drained from the countless complaints of not being able to do anything about your/his suffering.Â
If youâre suffering due to the interaction with that person, You are not receiving support from that person. Thatâs not even how group therapy works. It sure is helpful to accept your suffering while talking to another person but that is a well known tactic for guys to get into your cyber pants.Â
In science we donât try to fix other people, or help them get fixed. We give them the tools and teach them how to use them. Sometimes we intervene and get our hands dirty. But if theyâre constantly are asking to get fixed, itâs not your support that they want, but your attention.Â
Prioritize the things u love, itâs the only way to overcome the bad place youâre mentally in right now. Rather than dwelling and validating your own suffering day in and day out.Â
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Forgive me Father Science, for I have sinned. I let some failures in my personal life conflate with my anxieties over starting grad school, and now I'm afraid I'm going to waste my PhD instead of working hard.
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
âSo you recognize that fear. You embrace it tenderly and look deeply into it. And as you embrace your pain, you get relief and you find out how to handle that emotion. And if you know how to handle the fear, then you have enough insight in order to solve the problem. The problem is to not allow that anxiety to take over. When these feelings arise, you have to practice in order to use the energy of mindfulness to recognize them, embrace them, look deeply into them. Itâs like a mother when the baby is crying. Your anxiety is your baby. You have to take care of it.â - Thich Nhaht HahnÂ
Your problem is not your failures, your problem is your anxiety about your failures. If you take care of your anxiety, you will get freedom, and when you have freedom, nothing will look like a failure anymore. So practice a little bit of freedom every day.Â
Forgive me father science I left my agarose gel in the imager overnight bc I couldnât log into the system to visualise it... hoping the bands will still be distinguishable tomorrow *cries TBE*
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
If it works and you get the results you need, it will be a blessing. If it doesnât work and you need to redo the whole experiment, it will be a lesson.Â
Forgive me father science for i have sinned. I passed my courses but i dont have outstanding marks. Some of my friends do and i am jealous
Your sins are forgiven my child.Â
My dear child, please free your mind and look deeply into yourself. Are you jealous? Are you dissatisfied? You need to find your true feelings and analyse them and see for yourself that what causes this suffering is not your friends having better marks than you, but you thinking that because they have better marks, that you should suffer? That you should punish yourself?
If you look deep enough into the matter you will find that this kind of logic is flawed, and that you should celebrate your successes instead of comparing them to the others. Youâve internalized this view that in order to be satisfied with yourself you need to fit some sort of ideal. The secret to overcoming this is to drop all your views, only then you can find true wisdom and be mindful.Â
Set yourself free. And the freedom will help you in ways beyond your imagination.Â
Forgive me father science for i have sinned. I have not looked at mathematics enough and had a black out in the middle of the exam.
Your sins are forgiven.Â
Your problem is not mathematics my child or revision. Bless yourself with the power of healthy memory and memorization, for a basic instinct in you is flawed with sin, and you have to rediscover the art of retaining information. (i suggest reading a few books on memory and memorization, also anything by Barbara Oakley)Â
Forgive me father science for i have sinned. I forgot to get rid of my old agar plates and let them outside, opened for a few days.
Your sins are forgiven.
Now for this you shall be worried, for if this mistake had happened with pathogenic bacteria you could have endangered yourself and your peers. Try to make a habit to always clean after yourself. A clean work environment is also clean of scientific sin.Â
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Forgive me father science for i have sinned. I used a microwave oven to prepare the agar for my plates and i forgot to take off the aluminium foil. As you can imagine a lot of sparks flew on that day.
Your sins are forgiven.
Microwaves, as micro as our sins in this world may seem, cause sparks that can lead to explosions. So take in perspective how something so small can have a huge effect and outcome. Take those sparks as a lesson to spark your own mind to think before you microwave.Â
Blessings be on your agar, may it bring many healthy cultures.Â
Forgive me father sience for i have sinned. I have used a linear regression for my data points but i should have used an exponential model.
Your sins are forgiven.Â
Surely you can easily redo the data analysis on your model. For do not fret things that can be fixed.Â
