ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏɴ

//sticks up leg in attempt to seduce

                  OF COURSE FATHERS BLOG!                   A LOT OF THEM DO, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.                   WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

                    "  It's simply spectacular talking to you too.                                I've been doing quite well, just a bit tired, but fine.                                How have you been?  "

                    THIS IS, IN FACT, MR. EGBERT.                    DON’T WEAR IT OUT. 

                    MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE BECAUSE I DON'T OWN AN                     ANACONDA.

                    OF COURSE I’M NOT.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD, I SUPPOSE.  I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD FEEL BAD THAT I DIDN'T KNOW OF THIS BEFORE.

                    I. NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.                     I'M SURE TO LOOK INTO THAT.                     I THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECOMMENDATION. 

          ALL I SEE ON MY DASHBOARD IS THE WORD 'BOOBS'.             I DO NOT KNOW HOW I SHOULD REACT TO THIS.

                    I’M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT WOULD RESULT IN GAINING SECOND-                    DEGREE BURNS, ANONYMOUS ONE. 

                   — pipefan413 [pipefan413] is now online. —

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