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Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

What?? Why not…?

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

Thank you for that festive reminder of my impending death.

Of course. I won’t die though. So I’ll like… draw you or something.

Draw me? I didn’t know you were an artist.

I’m decent. I guess.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

What?? Why not…?

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

Thank you for that festive reminder of my impending death.

Of course. I won’t die though. So I’ll like… draw you or something.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

What?? Why not…?

It’s a good thing I can’t get cold… I already put away all my winter clothes.

Yeah. You’ll only get cold at the time of your inevitable death. Because… you know, dead bodies get cold from lack of blood flow? Or something.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

What?? Why not…?

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

What?? Why not…?

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

because we’re not so cool anymore, dude

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.

Well. Surely you wouldn’t be in an ‘extremely good mood’ if I set a cold front straight through your front door. Right when you get out of the shower.

Someone tell Frey to get his goddamn summer heat out of my valley or I’m actually gonna vomit. This heat his making me nauseous I swear to my fellow gods. I can’t even move without sweating and it sucks. I wanna cry.

Friend, you sound a little upset. What’s wrong?

You. You are wrong. I hate you.