Over 2200 lbs of belly and ass!

does edith still haves it? (yes)

“Taur"ansformation

one of the people in your Thaumic Application Fundamentals class is very clearly stifling orgasms all the time in class, and the (true) rumors are that their womb is hosting a bunch of symbiotic gastropods that boost magical ability in exchange for a place to lay eggs. plus they love the feeling of the warm slimy bodies moving around inside them

you go to a ΖΘΛ sorority party and they’re serving concoctions consisting of vodka, mixed juices, and random transformation potions that one of their members snuck into Herschel Hall to make in the lab last night. everyone is drunk as shit and also creatures

someone on your floor keeps getting in trouble with the RAs because it turns out that summoning a cosmic horror to restrain and breed you with dozens of phallic tentacles is against the dorm rules

the entire ΣΨΔ frat is currently on temporary suspension because the last time they partied everyone was on magical designer drugs and they burnt down an academic building. it was fixable but kind of a hassle and everyone knew exactly who did it because the frat members were all drooling fire and changing colors